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So i have 4 cavities because i eat so many damn sour patch kids. Think this is going to phase me....... I THINK NOT! How i see it is to just keep doing this till all my teeth are filled so i don't have to worry about them anymore and never brush my teeth again. I don't care if my teeth turn yellow and i look like a british idiot. Then i have a excuse to make random noises. People will go "what is that crazy sound" and they'll see me and go OH it's a crazy british man and think nothing of it. Everyone will live a happy life and i'll just eat my sour patch kids in peace. By the way while the doctor was giving me a shot to numb my side of my mouth, she hit a nerve and out of pain i bit down and broke the shot and bit a good chunk of my bottom lip so i have a sweet lip scar. OH HOW I LOVE THY SOUR PATCH KIDS.