This one is pretty accurate.......
*If You Grew Up In Rural
> Wisconsin........*
> *You know how to polka, but
> never tried it sober.
> *You know what knee-high by the
> Fourth of July means.
> *You know it is traditional for
> the bride and groom to go bar
> hopping
> between the
> reception and wedding dance.
>
> *You know the difference
> between "Green" and "Red" farm
> machinery, and
> would fight
> with your friends on the playground over which
> was better!
>
> *You buy Christmas presents at
> Fleet Farm.
>
> *You spent more on beer and
> liquor than you did on food at your
> wedding.
>
> *You hear someone use the word
> "oof-dah" and you don't break into
>
> uncontrollable laughter.
>
> *You or someone you know was a
> "Dairy Princess" at the county fair.
>
> *You know that "combine" is a
> noun.
>
> *You let your older siblings
> talk you into putting your tongue
> on a steel
> post in the
> middle of winter.
>
> *You think Lutheran and
> Catholic are THE major religions.
>
> *You know that "creek" rhymes
> with "pick".
>
> *Football schedules, hunting
> season and harvest are all taken into
>
> consideration before wedding dates
> are set.
>
> *A Friday night date is getting
> a six-pack and taking your
> girlfriend
> shining for
> deer.
>
> *Saturday you go to your local
> bowling alley.
>
> *There was at least one, if not
> several, in your class who had
> to help
> milk cows in
> the morning.
>
> *You have driven your car on
> the lake.
>
> *You can make sense of
> "upnort," "bat-tree" and "warrssh."
>
> *Every wedding dance you have
> ever been to has the
> hokey pokey
> and the chicken dance.
>
> *Your definition of a small
> town is one that only has one bar.
>
> *The local gas station sells
> live bait.
>
> *At least twice a year some
> part of your home doubles as a meat
> processing
> plant.
>
> *You think that the start of
> deer season or
> (the Packers
> going to the Super Bowl) is a national holiday!
>
>
> *You actually understand these
> jokes.
> Wisconsin........*
> *You know how to polka, but
> never tried it sober.
> *You know what knee-high by the
> Fourth of July means.
> *You know it is traditional for
> the bride and groom to go bar
> hopping
> between the
> reception and wedding dance.
>
> *You know the difference
> between "Green" and "Red" farm
> machinery, and
> would fight
> with your friends on the playground over which
> was better!
>
> *You buy Christmas presents at
> Fleet Farm.
>
> *You spent more on beer and
> liquor than you did on food at your
> wedding.
>
> *You hear someone use the word
> "oof-dah" and you don't break into
>
> uncontrollable laughter.
>
> *You or someone you know was a
> "Dairy Princess" at the county fair.
>
> *You know that "combine" is a
> noun.
>
> *You let your older siblings
> talk you into putting your tongue
> on a steel
> post in the
> middle of winter.
>
> *You think Lutheran and
> Catholic are THE major religions.
>
> *You know that "creek" rhymes
> with "pick".
>
> *Football schedules, hunting
> season and harvest are all taken into
>
> consideration before wedding dates
> are set.
>
> *A Friday night date is getting
> a six-pack and taking your
> girlfriend
> shining for
> deer.
>
> *Saturday you go to your local
> bowling alley.
>
> *There was at least one, if not
> several, in your class who had
> to help
> milk cows in
> the morning.
>
> *You have driven your car on
> the lake.
>
> *You can make sense of
> "upnort," "bat-tree" and "warrssh."
>
> *Every wedding dance you have
> ever been to has the
> hokey pokey
> and the chicken dance.
>
> *Your definition of a small
> town is one that only has one bar.
>
> *The local gas station sells
> live bait.
>
> *At least twice a year some
> part of your home doubles as a meat
> processing
> plant.
>
> *You think that the start of
> deer season or
> (the Packers
> going to the Super Bowl) is a national holiday!
>
>
> *You actually understand these
> jokes.