Ungoliant and I are taking over the non-middle Earth, and there's nothing any of you can do about it.
I have also decided that it will be amusing to go around and shout "BAKSHI!" at people to see what it does to them.
And there's this. This is very evil.
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I'll bring Aulë into this if I have to.
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Hmm...
That was a suitably evil comment. Would you like to join us in taking over Earth?
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Tempting, but honestly I can't be arsed to claim countries I don't really care about. However... Adding Greece to my list of countries would be nice.
So how about just being allies?
I can give you cheesesticks. Evil cheesesticks.
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And etc.
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"I've been planning this CED feature for over a year now in anticipation of the release of the first Lord of the Rings movie, but in light of the September 11 attack, I believe Tolkien's works also serve as an allegory to conditions in this country leading up to the tragedy. America had a false sense of security with its friendly neighbors and geographic isolation, not unlike that of the Hobbits safe in the relative isolation of their Shire with friendly people about, oblivious to the gradually darkening world at large. Well, the Hobbits and their allies rose to the challenge, and we're accomplishing the same thing."
mmmmmBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa--*choke*
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