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huzzah! i'm bored, and stuck at school, so YOU get an update...
now, i know what you're thinking... "who the fuck is treebait and how did they get on my friends list???"
rest assured, that you did once know me, and i'm not some crazy lj-stalker... (that's exactly what i'd have you believe anyway...)
i'm going nuts in this building...slowly melting into a puddle of braindead mush, as i try desperately to maintain focus. there's only so much military budget research one moderately sane student can handle before they start to slip slowly into madness.
with that said, MONKEY PANTS BUTTONS BLIP BLOOP BEESWAX!!!
that feels better...now, unto the show!
i've been spending a whole pile of time being sick this last week...and not enjoying it one bit! i got some sort of crazy sick-virus thingy, and i barely left my bed for 4 days...yuck!
on an unrelated note...i really feel the need to explain something to the unwashed masses...
DAVE CHAPPELLE IS NOT FUNNY!!! HE HAS BRAINWASHED YOU ALL INTO BELIEVING THIS HIDEOUS LIE!! Fart jokes ceased to ellicit giggles from me when i was 8. There's a new craze in town, it's called adult humour...come join me in it occasionally... i promise it only hurts a little bit.
this bringing us to a close on our little episode, as if i spend 10 more minutes in front of this computer, i'm liable to go all 'beeswax' and start running amok in the library... and we all know where that leads...
padded rooms, straightjackets, laughing hysterically every time someone screams "i'm rick JAMES, bitch!"
it's an ugly, ugly thing...
i bid you, adieu.
now, i know what you're thinking... "who the fuck is treebait and how did they get on my friends list???"
rest assured, that you did once know me, and i'm not some crazy lj-stalker... (that's exactly what i'd have you believe anyway...)
i'm going nuts in this building...slowly melting into a puddle of braindead mush, as i try desperately to maintain focus. there's only so much military budget research one moderately sane student can handle before they start to slip slowly into madness.
with that said, MONKEY PANTS BUTTONS BLIP BLOOP BEESWAX!!!
that feels better...now, unto the show!
i've been spending a whole pile of time being sick this last week...and not enjoying it one bit! i got some sort of crazy sick-virus thingy, and i barely left my bed for 4 days...yuck!
on an unrelated note...i really feel the need to explain something to the unwashed masses...
DAVE CHAPPELLE IS NOT FUNNY!!! HE HAS BRAINWASHED YOU ALL INTO BELIEVING THIS HIDEOUS LIE!! Fart jokes ceased to ellicit giggles from me when i was 8. There's a new craze in town, it's called adult humour...come join me in it occasionally... i promise it only hurts a little bit.
this bringing us to a close on our little episode, as if i spend 10 more minutes in front of this computer, i'm liable to go all 'beeswax' and start running amok in the library... and we all know where that leads...
padded rooms, straightjackets, laughing hysterically every time someone screams "i'm rick JAMES, bitch!"
it's an ugly, ugly thing...
i bid you, adieu.