Why I get the newspaper
So today Amanda made me question myself... why the hell do I go out of my way to pick up the Washington Post every day?
Well, one could say it's for my future, being an informed citizen, for my major.. blah, blah, blah...
But I prefer these reasons:
Cute animals-
(does ur cat not do this all the time??)
Good intentions-
(I'm sure the children have no idea what's going on there now)
Unnecessary (but amusing) parts of comic strips-
(why spiderman should never... or always... try to fight crime in a hospital gown)
And finally, and most importantly... how else could I find out about...
WALKER TEXAS RANGER BACK IN MOVIE FORM?!?! WHO KNEW!!
George Bush... why don't u see that all we need to do to end terrorism is hire some Texas Rangers? I'd be intimidated by that hat. That's right bitches, you're in Walker country now.