ear infection science

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hypothesis: eye drops are the worst

experimental data:

eye drops

1. poke self in eye
2. often burn
3. run all over face
4. bad taste
5. blurry vision
6. sometimes neck pain with tilting head back
7. sometimes dizziness with same

ear drops

1. constantly miss
2. have to tilt head almost upside down to get in
3. some still not seeming to go in
4. i think it's coming back out?
5. just go in damn it
6. hurt sore ear going in
7. fall over or hit head on side of washing machine while sitting on toilet
8. damp ear
9. breeze on damp ear hurts more
10. make eyes water???
11. underwater hearing
12. TERRIBLE CREEPING SENSATION OF SOMETHING MOVING INTO EAR HELP

conclusion: hypothesis disproved. ear drops actually the worst.

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