we cuts it precious

Oct 17, 2015 21:04

after lamenting the loss of my pink hair for many moons, i have finally cut off most of the offending wrong-brown mess.

the first time i ever cut my own hair was also the first time i shaved my head, which was also the first time i ever felt beautiful. i've never quite gotten that same level of feeling since, but cutting my hair does still make me feel pretty good. tomorrow i'll probably go back to normal, but i am totally cute right now.

the secret to cutting your own hair is newspaper. if you put it all over the floor and any other surfaces around where you're cutting, clean-up is super easy. also you should be as naked as you can get because otherwise you will end up with hair everywhere and you'll never be able to get it all out. you will be forever haunted by the ghosts of hairs past. i lost a bra that way - lots of tiny little hairs got in between the layers of fabric and i could not get them out. it was itchy and horrible so the bra went in the bin. a sad sacrifice.





my hair is wet because i took these just after i took a shower to get the hair off me. i didn't wash it, though, because i might dye it pink tomorrow, depending on whether or not i have the spoons.



okay, i look like a potato here. but at least i am a potato with less gross hair!

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and this is the face of someone who has started writing idfic out of nowhere.



it bothers me that my septum ring is off-centre in this. it bothers me that i'm bothered by the thought that my septum ring could be off-centre ALL THE TIME when i'm not looking and i'd never know it.

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