dear spring, fuck you
misbegotten did a meme and it seemed like one i could do and i tried really hard not to be overly literal like usual.
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
tree
hoidn
lumpish
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU'VE HAD:
wombat
tadpole
mmrr
THREE THINGS YOU'VE DONE IN THE LAST 33 MINUTES:
blow my nose
converse on the twitter machine with
elaineofshalott
swallow mucous
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF
can occasionally string words together in a way that other people enjoy
introverted intuition (see http://typelogic.com/infj.html)
easily delighted
THREE THINGS YOU DISLIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
judgey
standards too high
humans are confusing
THREE PARTS OF YOUR ORIGINS:
i want to be really sarcastic and say sperm, egg, ineffective birth control, but i am trying to answer these questions in the spirit in which they are asked instead of my default which is entirely literally, so.
british - my mother's side of the family apparently traces back to someone who came over on a convict ship i think?
as for my biological father's side, i don't know anything. he's white. i'm white. that's about as much as i know. i choose to believe that i got 99% of my DNA from mum's side anyway.
THREE THINGS YOU'RE AFRAID OF:
pregnancy
having my breathing restricted
people drinking alcohol
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
much-darned socks
pj pants with pugs on them
blue long-sleeved t-shirt
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
lip balm
headphones
dark glasses
THREE IMPORTANT OBJECTS:
maude (laptop)
eurydice (phone)
passport
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS:
the jezabels
dead can dance
fleetwood mac
THREE WAYS TO BE HAPPY:
sleep
puppies
gillian anderson
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
the postmodern jukebox version of seven nation army - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sB6HY8r983c
caitlyn canty - get up, folk alley sessions version - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3awHhaD_cyM
the oh hellos - eat you alive
THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
finishing fic?
taking fewer days off work and not getting paid?
making necessary medical appointments?
THREE THINGS YOU REGRET:
relationships i had because of desperation and/or fear
sam (names changed to protect the guilty)
hurting people unintentionally
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
compassion
humour
trust
THREE IMPORTANT THINGS YOU'RE GIVING TO THE WORLD:
not procreating
porn
sarcasm
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE:
i have a brother i've never met
i'm allergic to shellfish
i once almost died from carbon monoxide poisoning
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE PEOPLE YOU'RE ATTRACTED TO:
i'm going to assume this means aesthetic attraction because, uh, asexual here
ladies
short hair
defined biceps apparently?
THREE EMOTIONAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE PEOPLE YOU'RE ATTRACTED TO :
depth
a capacity for delight
compassion
THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
knit
play video games that require me to do more than one thing at a time
word problems
THREE THINGS YOU MISS FROM YOUR PAST:
friends
a body that worked
dogs
THREE GIFTS YOU WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE:
patience (from other people towards me)
someone to give my mum a job so she can have a stable income because i am so worried about her and she's used up all her superannuation and isn't old enough yet to go on the pension
happiness for mr tree
THREE REASONS WHY YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE:
biology
environment
experience
those are the reasons everyone is who they are, after all.
THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBIES:
sleeping
reading
being in love with fictional people and their love
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
sleep
not feel like death warmed over with a side of mucous
put on my elbow supports but they are all the way in kitchen and it is so faaaaaar
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
nope
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO FOR HOLIDAY:
wellington
iceland
denmark
THREE CARTOON CHARACTERS:
rainbow brite
wonder woman
poison ivy
THREE BOY’S NAMES:
fox
hannibal
fitzwilliam
THREE GIRL'S NAMES:
dana
bedelia
elizabeth
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
finish ALL the fic!
have a dog again
meet an elephant
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