Amused.
by limitedbythesky
treatstotrix's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 28% Politically Correct!)
Started : 31st December 2005 06:14:26 PM
Ended : 01st January 2006 09:34:57 AM
Alco Money! : $ 354
Guests of Honour
treatstotrix is a graceful Taoist and a newbie drinker. treatstotrix decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
hikari_kokoro is a crestfallen Agnostic and a prolific barfer, particularly at parties such as this. hikari_kokoro drank 9 Brandys, 2 Sherrys, 6 Mint Juleps, 1 Cognac, 1 Whiskey.
justanothermask is a hateful Atheist who partakes in cock-fighting just for the craic. justanothermask drank 3 Poteens, 9 Everclears.
wisepoeticpause is a glum Agnostic and is as anti-alcohol as they come. wisepoeticpause drank 5 Vodkas, 7 Lagers, 5 Sambuccas.
slysnypr is a fiery Wiccan and a fiery pint monster. slysnypr drank 10 Sambuccas.
nagas is a hearty Taoist and is as anti-alcohol as they come. nagas drank 1 Poteen, 2 Sambuccas.
comeonandvogue7 is a damnable Fundementalist Christian. comeonandvogue7 decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
temptinglies is a repulsive Fundementalist Christian who deliberately wastes police time during natural disasters. temptinglies decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
amaridaijoubune is an overwrought Fundementalist Christian. amaridaijoubune decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
123repeater is a schizophrenic Muslim who partakes in cock-fighting just for the craic. 123repeater drank 6 Mint Juleps, 6 Kahluas, 2 Mint Juleps, 1 Kahlua.
minusmealtiod is a pleasant Hindu and a newbie drinker. minusmealtiod drank 2 Tequilas, 9 Aligator Bites.
Sick!
A word of warning never EVER use treatstotrix's toilet. You'll see what I mean when you get in there! My god the vomit!
Fights
'I know your sort slysnypr, you wander around cursing everything that is good and true in life. Jesus said....' slysnypr jumped up before comeonandvogue7 could even finish the sentence and began smothering the God-Botherer with a pillow.
treatstotrix's party ended in disaster after justanothermask suggested that amaridaijoubune fondled Polar Bears for Christ. Please remember that these are only rumours at this stage.
Lovers
It was to everyones surprise that by the end of the evening hikari_kokoro and wisepoeticpause were kissing the face off each other like two deranged love hounds.
The Drunkest
hikari_kokoro was by far the most pissed by the end of the night and even admitted to being
rather partial to the odd Coldplay track.
Random Events
wisepoeticpause broke into slysnypr's car in a drunken haze stealing only their fluffy dice. the
dice are now an integral part of wisepoeticpause's earring collection.
During a somewhat turbulent game of scrabble hikari_kokoro told slysnypr to "Fuck your triple word score, yer daft mongoose bastard!" before pelting them with the plastic letters.
wisepoeticpause brought a whole new meaning to the phrase "obnoxious overblown serial bastard" with
their overly twattish antics.
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