Fic: Not Bein' Funny...
Posted as a quick and dirty comment fic on hllocksley but definitely qualifies as TMR...
Title: Not Bein' Funny
Author: wastingyourgum
Characters: Much/Allan
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: slash-ish
Words: 250
"Why do you say such hurtful things?" Much sniffed.
"I don' mean them to be - they just come out like that. I'm just... tryin' to be funny," Allan weakly replied.
"Well it's not funny, not to me."
"Yeah mate, I know. I'm sorry."
"You never make jokes about the others. John or Tuck or Robin... or Kate! Surely you could find something nasty to say about Kate once in a while?"
"Well see Tuck's a priest, Robin's the leader - and I still feel bad for betrayin' 'im - John's much bigger than me and Kate... well it's too easy innit? 'specially when she wears 'er 'air like that! Plus she's Robin's bird now so..."
Much sighed. He couldn't fault Allan's logic, bizarre though it was. "So that means it's always me?" he said morosely.
"Yeah... but look on the bright side..."
"Which is?" Much huffed.
"It's always you I have to make it up to," Allan grinned and started kissing his way down Much's torso.
Much chuckled. "No wonder you never say anything bad about John!"
"Mmmm... or Kate!"
"Or Tuck!" they both said in unison and collapsed into fits of laughter.
Allan rested his chin on Much's stomach. "I'm really sorry, mate. I'll try harder to keep my big mouth shut."
"Thank you, Allan - but not for the next few minutes I hope!"
"Only a few minutes?" Alan winked. "I thought you wanted a proper apology..."
Title: Not Bein' Funny
Author: wastingyourgum
Characters: Much/Allan
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: slash-ish
Words: 250
"Why do you say such hurtful things?" Much sniffed.
"I don' mean them to be - they just come out like that. I'm just... tryin' to be funny," Allan weakly replied.
"Well it's not funny, not to me."
"Yeah mate, I know. I'm sorry."
"You never make jokes about the others. John or Tuck or Robin... or Kate! Surely you could find something nasty to say about Kate once in a while?"
"Well see Tuck's a priest, Robin's the leader - and I still feel bad for betrayin' 'im - John's much bigger than me and Kate... well it's too easy innit? 'specially when she wears 'er 'air like that! Plus she's Robin's bird now so..."
Much sighed. He couldn't fault Allan's logic, bizarre though it was. "So that means it's always me?" he said morosely.
"Yeah... but look on the bright side..."
"Which is?" Much huffed.
"It's always you I have to make it up to," Allan grinned and started kissing his way down Much's torso.
Much chuckled. "No wonder you never say anything bad about John!"
"Mmmm... or Kate!"
"Or Tuck!" they both said in unison and collapsed into fits of laughter.
Allan rested his chin on Much's stomach. "I'm really sorry, mate. I'll try harder to keep my big mouth shut."
"Thank you, Allan - but not for the next few minutes I hope!"
"Only a few minutes?" Alan winked. "I thought you wanted a proper apology..."