Coyote Ugly
Title: Coyote Ugly
Author: whytewytch4
Word Count: 310
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Light sex, some body parts mentioned
Characters: Allan, OFC
Disclaimer: Tiger Aspect and the BBC own the rights to Robin Hood 2006. No copyright infringement is intended. No money is being made.
Summary: Allan should not have drunk that much.
Allan had drunk a lot the night before. A lot. He and Tom had made a big score and decided to celebrate at a pub. The woman who had batted her eyelashes at him had decided to go home with him and now lay beside him. She had been beautiful as Allan remembered her-ample bosom, round ass, pouty lips; she could be forgiven for snoring so loudly, except that it was beginning to hurt Allan’s head.
Painfully, he rolled over and shook her awake, noting that the blankets added a lot to the size of her body. She snorted and rolled over to look at him and Allan screamed, jumping from the bed and covering his rapidly retreating manhood.
“Who’re you!” he shouted.
“Dontcha remember last night, luv? What a time we ‘ad!” she responded before giving in to a fit of coughing.
Allan stared in horror-her breasts were ample, but hung down to the bed like two sacks of flour; her pouty lips were now just large, and she seemed to have grown in the rest of her body as well. Allan didn’t wan to know about her previously pert ass. Quickly gathering his clothes, he dressed and ran from the room, only stopping when he made it to the campsite he and Tom had shared. No sign of Tom.
Allan hunted for his brother all day, finally finding him near dusk in another small town hustling the locals. Tom laughed when he saw his brother’s face, and almost ducked in time from Allan’s flying fist.
“’ow could you let me go ‘ome with the likes o’ that?” Allan yelled, thoroughly incensed.
“Now who’m I to stand in the way of real love, eh?” Tom teased, rubbing his jaw and grinning at his older brother.
Allan swore softly, determining that he would never again drink that much.