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...A journal....what's next? Do I get to go do arts and crafts with the special class?
I sure hope so! Because that means I get to take the faster bus to school, y'know...the short one?
...This is just fucking child-Hey....I'm a prof now...I get to swear all I want at Hogwarts...maybe teach the students a few new uses for everyone's favourite word?
To fuck (third-person singular simple present fucks, present participle fucking, simple past fucked, past participle fucked) (transitive and intransitive)
(often obscene, sometimes extremely vulgar) To have sexual intercourse, to copulate.
I asked her if she wanted to fuck and she consented, so we had sex together last night.
(often obscene, sometimes extremely vulgar) To insert one’s penis (or dildo, or a specified object) into a specified body part.
Fuck me in my ass!
Fuck me with your fingers.
(markedly vulgar) To put in an extremely difficult or impossible situation.
If you do that, I’m fucked.
(markedly vulgar) To break or destroy; in which case, it is used with the word "up" afterward.
You’re going to fuck up that TV!
I fucked up my truck.
(markedly vulgar) To defraud.
I got fucked at the used car lot.
(markedly vulgar) To play with, to tinker.
Stop fucking with the remote control.
(often used in as an insult) to emphasize displeasure with someone or something.
(often offensive, vulgar) To lose care for, to forget, to no longer regard as important.
Well, fuck you, man.
So just remember kids, if at any time this summer you happen to find yourself fucked because you've been fucking around, just fuck it.
I sure hope so! Because that means I get to take the faster bus to school, y'know...the short one?
...This is just fucking child-Hey....I'm a prof now...I get to swear all I want at Hogwarts...maybe teach the students a few new uses for everyone's favourite word?
To fuck (third-person singular simple present fucks, present participle fucking, simple past fucked, past participle fucked) (transitive and intransitive)
(often obscene, sometimes extremely vulgar) To have sexual intercourse, to copulate.
I asked her if she wanted to fuck and she consented, so we had sex together last night.
(often obscene, sometimes extremely vulgar) To insert one’s penis (or dildo, or a specified object) into a specified body part.
Fuck me in my ass!
Fuck me with your fingers.
(markedly vulgar) To put in an extremely difficult or impossible situation.
If you do that, I’m fucked.
(markedly vulgar) To break or destroy; in which case, it is used with the word "up" afterward.
You’re going to fuck up that TV!
I fucked up my truck.
(markedly vulgar) To defraud.
I got fucked at the used car lot.
(markedly vulgar) To play with, to tinker.
Stop fucking with the remote control.
(often used in as an insult) to emphasize displeasure with someone or something.
(often offensive, vulgar) To lose care for, to forget, to no longer regard as important.
Well, fuck you, man.
So just remember kids, if at any time this summer you happen to find yourself fucked because you've been fucking around, just fuck it.