Jul 17, 2007 17:27
Hello and welcome to another thrilling edition of Vampires and why they piss me off!
...now, if I remember correctly, we were at two hundred and eighty five...
285) Vampires like to stand in the darkest shadows possible so as to jump out at you and try to bite you in painful places.
286) Vampires always seem to like punching me in places where fists should just not travel!
287) Vampires do not seem to realize that just because you have sharp teeth does not mean you can just go around biting every single person they meet!
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...I'll be in the infirmary...
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[OOC: Yes, the filter means exactly what you think it means, it's filtered from all the virgins of Hogwarts XD In other words...almost no individual in Hogwarts? XDDDD]