Intercepted Correspondence (aka Riku you owe me big time!!)

Nov 28, 2006 18:48

Okay, so I was testing out my skills as a hacker experimenting with the computer, and I managed to get into this girl's account. Not on here; it was her personal email account. Didn't pay attention to the name, sorry. I went straight for the mailbox (because I've got leet instincts that pwn your instincts' asses, yo XP) and starting reading shit. And yes, I do mean shit. I recorded two of them for here (don't worry, I left out all the dirty parts, but rest assured that they WERE there -- also, all the mistakes were like that. 'Cause, you know, I have things like spellcheck. XD)

Message:

class was soooo boring. i can't stand that woman. honestly, why does she even bother trying to teach? it's not like anyonw pays attention in that class anyway. so lane. but at least it's close to HIS class, you know? i see him in passing periods sometime. like today. was hanging out with his friends. what's up with himand that kari chick, anyway? he doesn't tell HER to leave him alone like he does the rest of us. maybe hes just not into redheads. he did turn whatshername down last week... (this is where the girl went off on a tangent about "whatshername," who is apparently sleeping with five guys, a fish, herself, and a goat -- if she's lucky. Gah, no wonder Riku's such a ----, if this is where he was raised! x.x) ... (And YES, Yunie, that WAS censored for you. So there. :P)

Reply (yeah, I got into her Sent Items folder too. Aren't I great? ^_^):

I kno wut u mean. she's just a dumb CENSORED. but ur rite, it is close. lucky u. I've seen that grl around him a lot, but I don't think their dating. he's just as close w/ the boy that hangs arownd them, soar or sumthing. and Riku's not gay, obviusly. mayb kari is, tho, if he's not going 4 her. i mean, wut grl HASN"T gon out w/ him??? I just wish he'd go for second nites, u kno? first nite only sucks. >< (And then she continues, bashing whatshername as much as the last girl, and also talking about which guys are, mm, less stubborn than Riku. >___>;;;;)

Okay, so after that I got really bored of chatspeak and gossip and decided to browse this chick's pictures. And fayth, if I wanted to see that much of Riku, I'd hide in his bathroom and wait for him to take a shower. He may be careful with the girls, but they obviously aren't careful with him. o_o;;;;

Anyway, I'm getting over being scarred for life. On the other hand, I heard about some competition-thingies for tomorrow, so maybe I'll forget about everything for a bit. ^^

-Rikku

rikku

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