Voice Post//on the move//wild horses

[treadingdawn]

Firstly, I'd like to apologize for anyone I met at the shore.

[Especially if he tried to drown you.]

Secondly, I wish to issue a warning: Destrier is loose. If you see him do not make any attempt to harness him. Call for Peter, Susan, Edmund, Lucy, or myself. I cannot be anymore serious, do not attempt to apprehend my horse.

[Because that horse

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[shifts]

He's not a unicorn, is he?

[treadingdawn]

No, of course not. I wouldn't dare rein in a unicorn.

[He's better than any unicorn mount.]

[shifts]

Good to hear.

[ Otherwise that bitch would be dead. ]

[treadingdawn]

Are you skilled with unicorns?

[shifts]

You could say that.

[ Skilled in the art of hating them. ]

[treadingdawn]

And they let you mount them? Willingly?

[shifts]

Is that an anomaly?

[treadingdawn]

Of course it is. Not even kings give unicorns reason to kneel.

[shifts]

Unicorns probably can't tell who's king versus who's meat.

[treadingdawn]

I'm certain a Narnian one can, but in the end a King is still meat to a unicorn if he hasn't earned the unicorn's respect.

[shifts]

... Right.