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[treadingdawn]

I found treasure. I would like to say I am thankful for being very--

[Aaaaand somehow his chair tips out from under him, resulting in a crashing king who crashes with a very audible crash.]

...lucky.

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[adamantined]

Is it too much of a stretch to say that I saw that coming?

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[treadingdawn]

And how could you have seen that? Are you a fortune teller?

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[adamantined]

Would you believe me if I said yes?

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[treadingdawn]

[SNORT.]

No.

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[adamantined]

[Finger snap.]

Shoot. I was gonna predict your next accident at home. If I were you, I'd avoid shoes with laces.

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[treadingdawn]

Do you think I cannot tie them on my own?

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[adamantined]

There's no Velcro where you come from. Of course you can tie them. But considering the Network today, they might come untied on their own even if you double-knot them.

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[treadingdawn]

What is velcro?

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[adamantined]

You've been here this long and no one's introduced Velcro to you yet?

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[treadingdawn]

No. What is it.

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[adamantined]

Hang on.

[Don't ask what it is that she owns that's Velcro but here is that telltale RIIIIIIP.]

That's Velcro.

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[treadingdawn]

[Listening. Listening. Pause. Silence. More silence. Moooore silence...]

I don't understand.

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[adamantined]

It's hard to explain. It'd be easier if I just showed you.

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[treadingdawn]

You are going to demonstrate velcro just for me?

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[adamantined]

Yes, and if it doesn't change your life then I'm gonna be extremely disappointed.

... Maybe we should look into getting you some right now so that you stop falling over.

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[treadingdawn]

I don't see how that will stop me from falling.