Voice Post//En Route//To Somewhere

[treadingdawn]

Well. It's a sweet treat, I will give it that.

But what could this mean?

Think of the lost souls you're there to save.

Comments

[fatespoken]

Fortune cookies are all lies. You're crack them open and laugh at what you get, then compare with your friends to see who received the stupidest fortune.

[treadingdawn]

Did you receive one?

YOU* scream typo in the first comment

[fatespoken]

No.

But my cat received one. Broke it open to reveal a fortune that said "Hairball".

[treadingdawn]

Your....cat? You have a cat? A pet you care for? In your own home?

[fatespoken]

[ ... Why is this so astounding, and you aren't the first to react this way, Caspian. ]

They prevent mice.

[treadingdawn]

[Hehehehe.]

You have mice?

[fatespoken]

I live in an apartment building.

[ Sigh. ]

I own a horse. I've owned dogs. A crocodile for a week. Now a cat, what a surprise.

[treadingdawn]

Because you seem to lack the patience for an animal, Amory, but I suppose a cat suits you well.

[fatespoken]

Animals are easier to stand than humans. They don't ask for much.

[treadingdawn]

That depends on the animal. A horse can be especially needy.

[fatespoken]

It's a decent price to pay for what they give in return.

[treadingdawn]

And what does the cat give you in return?

[fatespoken]

No mice. No ticking. Chew-toys for when I get a dog.

[treadingdawn]

...I think you enjoy companionship.

[fatespoken]

That's a crude generalization, Caspian.

[treadingdawn]

Crude but true?