Ho ho hooo, boy.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, trdsf sent to me...
Twelve mathematics drumming
Eleven cosmos piping
Ten astrophysics a-leaping
Nine numismatics dancing
Eight tornadoes a-milking
Seven cartoons a-writing
Six physics a-knitting
Five b mo-o-o-ovies
Four z movies
Three best brains
Two particle physics
...and an anti-bush in a special relativity.