a thousand dollar guarantee TAX free!
...and a bonus, if i trimmed her tree...
so this new years eve pretty much beat out all other new years eves as far as sucking is concerned. i got to spend new years eve at my great-grandmother's rosary in fuckin' brown-town brownsville, texas. after the rosary i had the pleasure of babysitting my nephews (4 and 5). the next day was spent at the actual funeral and burial ground. happy fuckin new year, huh?
this is going to be such a pivotal year for me, i've got to decide (for about the 5th time now), what id like to do, where id like to go to school. utsa's not going to cut it for me, i've decided.
YEAR IN REVIEW:
jan -
"i can't really remember the specifics of most of last night. i know i was trashed, and being ridiculous at maurys house. then we moved to miles donnely's house which turned out to be alot of fun. hmm... let's see if i can do this in order of appearance: carenn, ariel, nissy, andy, ian, heb guy, cole, sam, alex, and miles. fuck yeah, i rule. for some reason i insisted that everyone who was taking whiskey shots with me NOT follow it with a chaser. wow, i'm just now rememering how crazy i was at miles'. i was crazy with lust over someone that i shouldn't have been, i fought, i laughed, i sung, i gave advice, i drunk dialed. it was fun."
back to new york.
feb -
college auditions.
got mugged.
"i was pretty fucking trashed and making out with way too many people. so many that the bouncer came down and told me to stop. so austin and i run to the bathroom to make out with courtney and the bouncer KICKS US OUT. i mean, we were in the girls bathroom but what the fuck?
so i came back to the dorms and passed out. i felt awful, i had to lock my door so austin wouldn't sex me up in the night but i forgot that my roomate didn't have a key so he couldn't get in the room. i woke up this morning with my belt, shoes, hat, and scarf still on and in the exact same position that i originally passed out in.
gahdamn, it was crazy. and now i feel like shit. but i love it."
"then we drank. and drank. played some kind of card game in my room with emily, saad, and his friends.
tired of that. tired of this.
peace, love, and breakfast
so this new years eve pretty much beat out all other new years eves as far as sucking is concerned. i got to spend new years eve at my great-grandmother's rosary in fuckin' brown-town brownsville, texas. after the rosary i had the pleasure of babysitting my nephews (4 and 5). the next day was spent at the actual funeral and burial ground. happy fuckin new year, huh?
this is going to be such a pivotal year for me, i've got to decide (for about the 5th time now), what id like to do, where id like to go to school. utsa's not going to cut it for me, i've decided.
YEAR IN REVIEW:
jan -
"i can't really remember the specifics of most of last night. i know i was trashed, and being ridiculous at maurys house. then we moved to miles donnely's house which turned out to be alot of fun. hmm... let's see if i can do this in order of appearance: carenn, ariel, nissy, andy, ian, heb guy, cole, sam, alex, and miles. fuck yeah, i rule. for some reason i insisted that everyone who was taking whiskey shots with me NOT follow it with a chaser. wow, i'm just now rememering how crazy i was at miles'. i was crazy with lust over someone that i shouldn't have been, i fought, i laughed, i sung, i gave advice, i drunk dialed. it was fun."
back to new york.
feb -
college auditions.
got mugged.
"i was pretty fucking trashed and making out with way too many people. so many that the bouncer came down and told me to stop. so austin and i run to the bathroom to make out with courtney and the bouncer KICKS US OUT. i mean, we were in the girls bathroom but what the fuck?
so i came back to the dorms and passed out. i felt awful, i had to lock my door so austin wouldn't sex me up in the night but i forgot that my roomate didn't have a key so he couldn't get in the room. i woke up this morning with my belt, shoes, hat, and scarf still on and in the exact same position that i originally passed out in.
gahdamn, it was crazy. and now i feel like shit. but i love it."
"then we drank. and drank. played some kind of card game in my room with emily, saad, and his friends.
tired of that. tired of this.
peace, love, and breakfast