So I decided to get a soda out of the vending machine in the laundry room. I put in eighty cents and pushed the button for Coke Zero.
I did not get a Coke Zero.
Orange Fanta. About as far away from Coke Zero as you can get.
The kicker? Orange Fanta isn't even an option on that machine!
There is Coke, Diet Coke, Coke Zero, Rockstar and two slots for Dasani.
What the fuck?