7th Heaven...

May 24, 2006 22:43

When I see those happy faces smilin' back at me...(7th Heaven)

So I'm sure some of you are bored of hearing it being talked about. But for those who don't know, the unthinkable has happened. 7th Heaven has pulled off the ultimate premature ejaculation, and is cumming back for another season. WHAT?!?! After that ridiculous episode where every single person including Happy was pregnant with twins?!?! How do you have a season where everyone is having twins. I figured it was one of those ridiculous scenarios that could never actually be shown on tv, but we could all let our minds wander on the subject now that the show was over.

Sure, part of me says "yay! another year of 7th Heaven for me to watch like a car wreck, and make jokes about" but my god. Will there be no end? I remember the days when Mary was good, before she trashed the gym and stole the silverware from the local diner. I remember when Simon hadn't killed anyone yet. I wonder what's next. Will Ruthie mutilate her teacher and also get sent to New York? Will the dad write another Novella? And how fucking CRAZY is Catherine Hicks gonna be this year? One thing I'm sure of, Mary will still never be on the show, until she gives birth at the end, and Lucy will still be older than Mary in real life (so fuckin' creepy). Also, Happy will live forever. Fucking beast of a dog.

In this post we all talk about our favorite/least favorite/most ridiculous 7th Heaven moments.

Mine: When Lucy was like 12 or 13, she lied to her mom and put on a bunch of make-up and went to the mall to hang out with her friends. After "flirting" with a security guard, she got in trouble, and when she came home her mom said to her: "I don't think i'll ever be able to trust you again." What!?!?! Hicks acts like she hasn't already brought up 2 other teenagers. Other moms of multiple kids would be like "you ain't dead? good. now go to your room, don't be an idiot."

A close second: Anything with Jimmy Moon or Rod, Lucy's bf from back in the day with that kool-aid moustache.

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