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Dec 15, 2006 06:21

Hey, I aint never coming home. Hey, I'll just wander my own road. says:
you listened to em yet?
Travis says:
can't, making people poop on themselves
Hey, I aint never coming home. Hey, I'll just wander my own road. says:
?
Travis says:
what? are you too good for that sort of thing?!
Hey, I aint never coming home. Hey, I'll just wander my own road. says:
shew..dont start. its been a long day.
Travis says:
it's always a long day with you anymore!
Hey, I aint never coming home. Hey, I'll just wander my own road. says:
when you have a job like i do, it gets stressful
Travis says:
oh yeah, i'm sure being a tollbooth operator is sooooooo tough
Hey, I aint never coming home. Hey, I'll just wander my own road. says:
it is. you have to deal with pure assholes all the time.
Travis says:
that's funny, i didn't know you'd cause yourself much of a problem...
Hey, I aint never coming home. Hey, I'll just wander my own road. says:
...i told you. dont start.
Travis says:
don't tell me what to do!! i ain't some object you can control like that remote that tv that you can't seem to get away from!
Hey, I aint never coming home. Hey, I'll just wander my own road. says:
hey i dont tell you how to fucking spend your free time! so shut it!
Travis says:
ha! free time!! between cleaning up after a slob who calls himself my husband and taking care of the kids there isn't any free time!
Hey, I aint never coming home. Hey, I'll just wander my own road. says:
its not my fault you wanted kids...i was against it.
Travis says:
i didn't want kids! i wanted sex!! you never even call me pretty anymore
Hey, I aint never coming home. Hey, I'll just wander my own road. says:
maybe if you would wear a little makeup every now and then. damn you never dress up anymore
Travis says:
who has the time with your lazy ass?
Hey, I aint never coming home. Hey, I'll just wander my own road. says:
i do my part busting my ass to make sure this "family" has what they need to fucking live!
Travis says:
if by live you mean eat icecream sandwhiches for every meal then you sure as hell are doing one hell of a job!
Hey, I aint never coming home. Hey, I'll just wander my own road. says:
its not my fucking fault my job doesnt live up to your expectations queen
Travis says:
your "job" wouldn't live up to those men on the street who sit on their asses all day waiting for somebody to come by and give them money! oh wait! that's what YOU do!
Hey, I aint never coming home. Hey, I'll just wander my own road. says:
i couldve dropped your ass on the streets, which by the way thats where you belong, when i first met you and went on to school like i had planned!
Travis says:
hahaha!! as if you could've handeled the work!
and i was MUCH better off on the streets without your ass than in this house!
Hey, I aint never coming home. Hey, I'll just wander my own road. says:
at least i provide a fucking roof! you ungrateful bitch!
Travis says:
this piece of tin that you call a roof has been leaking for the past 4 months!
Hey, I aint never coming home. Hey, I'll just wander my own road. says:
well if you showed a little respect id fix it.
Travis says:
the only thing you know how to fix is the toilet paper roll!
Hey, I aint never coming home. Hey, I'll just wander my own road. says:
*slaps* I TOLD YOU NOT TO PUSH ME! AND YOU DID! SEE WHAT HAPPENS?!
Travis says:
*cries* don't you EVER hit me! you no good piece of shit!
Hey, I aint never coming home. Hey, I'll just wander my own road. says:
I TOLD YOU NOT TO PUSH ME! I WAS TRYING TO BE CALM ABOUT IT. BUT NO! YOU HAVE TO ARGUE!
Travis says:
MAYBE I WOULDN'T HAVE TO ARGUE IF YOU WOULD GET OFF OF YOUR ASS FOR FIVE FUCKING MINUTES JUST TO NOTICE ME
Hey, I aint never coming home. Hey, I'll just wander my own road. says:
I WOULD NOTICE YOU IF YOU WOULD CLEAN UP! LOOK AT YOU!
Travis says:
LOOK AT YOU!! FUCKING UGLY BASTARD
Hey, I aint never coming home. Hey, I'll just wander my own road. says:
*slaps* SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Hey, I aint never coming home. Hey, I'll just wander my own road. says:
I NEVER HEAR THE END OF IT WITH YOU!
Travis says:
*cries and grabs the knife* GO AHEAD! TRY THAT AGAIN YOU FUCKING NO BODY! I'LL PUT YOUR ASS SIX FEET UNDER JUST SO I CAN GET SOME NICE FLOWERS AROUND THIS PLACE AFTER YOUR FUNERAL!
Hey, I aint never coming home. Hey, I'll just wander my own road. says:
PUT THAT FUCKING KNIFE DOWN! RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
Travis says:
NO!! I'M NOT LISTENING TO YOU ANYMORE!! THIS IS MY TIME!! MINE!! NOT YOURS!! FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE LOOK AT ME, ME HERALD! AND STOP THINKING OF YOURSELF.
Hey, I aint never coming home. Hey, I'll just wander my own road. says:
*notices child in the doorway* go ahead. kill their daddy right in front of their eyes.
Travis says:
go away kids, leave mommy and daddy alone, mommy'll be in there in a little while.
DON'T YOU MAKE IT LOOK LIKE IT'S MY FAULT YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!
Hey, I aint never coming home. Hey, I'll just wander my own road. says:
IT IS! ALL YOU DO IS BITCH! THATS IT! I NEVER HEAR ANYTHING ELSE FROM YOU!
Travis says:
ALL I WANT IS TO TALK!! IS THAT SO WRONG!!! WHEN I MARRIED YOU MY DADDY TOLD ME IT WAS A MISTAKE, HE SAID YOU WERE A NO GOOD BUM!! I KNEW I SHOULD'VE LISTENED TO HIM!!! YOU FUCKING BASTARD! I WANT A DIVORCE!! I'M TAKING EVERYTHING YOU HAVE.
Hey, I aint never coming home. Hey, I'll just wander my own road. says:
THANK GOODNESS! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY LIFE YOU STUPID CUNT! AND LOOK AT THIS SHITHOLE WHAT ARE YOU GONNA TAKE?! NOT A ***** THING!
Travis says:
*stabs in chest with knife*

NOW!! LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!! LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME GO AND DO!!! DON'T EVER SAY I CAN'T TAKE ANYTHING FROM YOU!! BECAUSE I CAN HERALD!! NOW GO, GO AND DIE, NOT THAT YOU'VE BEEN ALIVE FOR THE PAST 10 YEARS!
Hey, I aint never coming home. Hey, I'll just wander my own road. says:
YOU....BITCH.........IF THIS DOESNT KILL ME YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR FUCKING BACK.
Travis says:
*takes knife out and stabs again... and again... and again while crying*
YOU CAN'T HURT ME ANY MORE HERALD!
Hey, I aint never coming home. Hey, I'll just wander my own road. says:
BU..T................
Travis says:
*cries*
mommy is coming kids.
Hey, I aint never coming home. Hey, I'll just wander my own road. says:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Travis says:
hahaha man we rule
Hey, I aint never coming home. Hey, I'll just wander my own road. says:
dude i totally know
Travis says:
hahaha man... my dad is going to work like right now
Hey, I aint never coming home. Hey, I'll just wander my own road. says:
damn dude look what time it is
Travis says:
hahaha who on earth wants their house sprayed at 5 AM?
Hey, I aint never coming home. Hey, I'll just wander my own road. says:
HAHAHAHA hes cheating on me
Travis says:
HAHAHA he is!
Hey, I aint never coming home. Hey, I'll just wander my own road. says:
*grabs knife* come here rod.....
Hey, I aint never coming home. Hey, I'll just wander my own road. says:
HAHAHAHA
Travis says:
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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