Nov 09, 2009 06:09
I expect to be treated like royalty!
And if you dare ask me how old I'm turning today I'd have to kill you.
Oh dear, I'm getting too old for wank parties. Who'd want to fuck an old goat like me anyway?
Ah, fuck it. Let's just get wasted and cause mischief then! That is, after all, the only fun of getting older...I can get away with being rude and nasty but claim to be senile as my excuse! Heh heh!