even mushroom clouds have silver linings
Since the economy is about to collapse and we'll soon all be hunting and gathering just to stay alive, I am going to invest every penny of my soon-to-be-worthless money in as many of these babies as I can afford to have shipped. One I'll keep to hunt with, naturally, and the rest? Well, I'll be trading authentic Sarahcudas for all my post-apocalyptic needs: gasoline, warm clothing, bathtub gin, women, orphan slaves.
Yep, the future is lookin' pretty good from where I'm sitting.