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jesus fucking titty christ, tonight i tried the local fire water. its called zaivana or something like that, but last time i had it i took the torist stuff, this shit was out the freezer. holy fuck, i downed the shot as its suppose to be taken and it blew my head off! my nose cleared up like the time i took a huge intake of air threw my nose of a pan of simmering vinigar, it just burnt me.
tonight is the first time in a while i have had a couple of drink, oollala tis good. i think i need my bed somewhat, am feeling slightly wobbley! but before i go i have a very nice and lovely poem for you all!
CREATION OF A PUSSY
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher, with smart wit,
using a knife, he gave it a slit,
Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole,
Third was a tailor, tall and thin,
by using red velvet, he lined it within,
Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without,
Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell,
Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee,
touched it and blessed it, and said it could pee,
Last was a sailor, dirty little runt,
who sucked it and fucked it, and called it a cunt.
tonight is the first time in a while i have had a couple of drink, oollala tis good. i think i need my bed somewhat, am feeling slightly wobbley! but before i go i have a very nice and lovely poem for you all!
CREATION OF A PUSSY
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher, with smart wit,
using a knife, he gave it a slit,
Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole,
Third was a tailor, tall and thin,
by using red velvet, he lined it within,
Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without,
Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell,
Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee,
touched it and blessed it, and said it could pee,
Last was a sailor, dirty little runt,
who sucked it and fucked it, and called it a cunt.