GOOD MORNING! TGIMF
I have, as of RIGHT NOW, been awake exactly 18 minutes.
In that time I have wondered why the dogs were barking, come to an immediate realization, thrown a sweatshirt and jeans on over my pajamas, gone out to talk to the pavers, moved my car while I was still ABLE TO, and walked back up my 200 foot driveway attempting to be coherent when greeting the pavers.
Because.... awake. Less than FIVE minutes at that point.
And then I stumbled back into the house, looked around blankly, and asked myself. "I have another twenty minutes before I have to leave for work. What do I do?"
And from the blank, sleep-addled recesses of my mind, came...
...INTERNET.
And that's what I've done so far in the twenty minutes I've been awake.
...thank God it's my Friday.
In that time I have wondered why the dogs were barking, come to an immediate realization, thrown a sweatshirt and jeans on over my pajamas, gone out to talk to the pavers, moved my car while I was still ABLE TO, and walked back up my 200 foot driveway attempting to be coherent when greeting the pavers.
Because.... awake. Less than FIVE minutes at that point.
And then I stumbled back into the house, looked around blankly, and asked myself. "I have another twenty minutes before I have to leave for work. What do I do?"
And from the blank, sleep-addled recesses of my mind, came...
...INTERNET.
And that's what I've done so far in the twenty minutes I've been awake.
...thank God it's my Friday.