Texts between me and the office today...
M: Help, C! Am lost in the wilds of Pudong! Send me a Sherpa, a rescue dog, a plane or something?
C: What's your location?
M: Stupid damn line 2. Guanglan Stop.
C: Going to Chnsa?
M: Yes.
C: You have to change trains, M. I told you this before.
M: YOU DID N--so. Damn it.
Later:
M: Am still traipsing thru wilds of Pudong. Found school and on way back but may die first. E gets my DVD's, Kat gets the plushies and you get my Transformers. Send Ruthie to my mother.
C: I will honor your final requests. Any last words you'd like me to convey?
M: Tell them all I died as I lived - broke, confused, and swearing at people.
C: LOL. Will do.
Much much later:
M: am 20 minutes from office.
C: I'm not giving you back Starscream.
M: Aren't you proud of me for finding my way home?
C: I am. E is not. He wants your DVD's.
I am so loved. 4 hours on the subway today, 1 on bus. Argh.
*note - texts have been edited for proper grammar, spelling and punctuation because they are near indecipherable as-is on my phone. My language is nowhere near that precise and error-free thanks to huge fingers and tiny touch-keys. *grumblegrouse*
C: What's your location?
M: Stupid damn line 2. Guanglan Stop.
C: Going to Chnsa?
M: Yes.
C: You have to change trains, M. I told you this before.
M: YOU DID N--so. Damn it.
Later:
M: Am still traipsing thru wilds of Pudong. Found school and on way back but may die first. E gets my DVD's, Kat gets the plushies and you get my Transformers. Send Ruthie to my mother.
C: I will honor your final requests. Any last words you'd like me to convey?
M: Tell them all I died as I lived - broke, confused, and swearing at people.
C: LOL. Will do.
Much much later:
M: am 20 minutes from office.
C: I'm not giving you back Starscream.
M: Aren't you proud of me for finding my way home?
C: I am. E is not. He wants your DVD's.
I am so loved. 4 hours on the subway today, 1 on bus. Argh.
*note - texts have been edited for proper grammar, spelling and punctuation because they are near indecipherable as-is on my phone. My language is nowhere near that precise and error-free thanks to huge fingers and tiny touch-keys. *grumblegrouse*