Jun 28, 2009 06:38
10 things that Rennies do the last two weeks before Faire.
1) Start talking funny.
2) Try to remember where their garb and accessories are.
3) Start wondering if they will still fit into their garb.
4) Vow to avoid any and all drama this season.
5) Hope that there is enough change in the change jar for a season pass.
6) Try to remember how many bars there are at Bristol and the exact location of each.
7) Pretend that anyone they really pissed of last season probably won't remember it.
8) Buy the large economy sized Gold Bond Powder.
9) Try to keep in mind that last season they didn't do all that well in Drink or Dare.
10) Hope that this year management won't experiment with mosquito breeding in the "flushies".