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On March 30, Minnesota Timberwolves center Eddie Griffin was drunk and masturbating when he crashed his luxury SUV into a parked Suburban outside a store in Minneapolis, according to a lawsuit filed Thursday by the man whose Suburban was hit in the crash.
Add Eddie Griffin to the Don't Give A Fuck Hall of Fame (located in Bunkie, LA).
The best part is that he told police "he had dropped his cell phone as he drove." Not only is it a hillariously lame excuse for your actions after you've been driving drunk, watching porn and spanking your meat, it in theory could be a truthful excuse. He could have been driving perfectly well after getting hammered and in the midst of rubbing one out to the dashborad-dvd player, but when his cellie started blowing up and it slipped out of his pocket, which was already hard to reach with his pants around his ankles, that's what done him in. Otherwise he'd have maintained.
But who among us hasn't been able to resist the lure of self-climax & simply couldn't wait until we got home?
You know what they say about people who live in glass houses.
They have to jerk off in their car because everyone can see them doing it when they're home.
At least that's what Eddie Griffin said on his episode of MTV Cribs.
Add Eddie Griffin to the Don't Give A Fuck Hall of Fame (located in Bunkie, LA).
The best part is that he told police "he had dropped his cell phone as he drove." Not only is it a hillariously lame excuse for your actions after you've been driving drunk, watching porn and spanking your meat, it in theory could be a truthful excuse. He could have been driving perfectly well after getting hammered and in the midst of rubbing one out to the dashborad-dvd player, but when his cellie started blowing up and it slipped out of his pocket, which was already hard to reach with his pants around his ankles, that's what done him in. Otherwise he'd have maintained.
But who among us hasn't been able to resist the lure of self-climax & simply couldn't wait until we got home?
You know what they say about people who live in glass houses.
They have to jerk off in their car because everyone can see them doing it when they're home.
At least that's what Eddie Griffin said on his episode of MTV Cribs.