My second birthday present
In today's mail, I received a gift in a smallish box. On the outside of the box, it said:
"On your big night, nothing beats living it up with a full house"
On the inside, it said:
"Except Four of a Kind" (there was also a deck of regulation-sized playing cards inside)
I find this to be a most interesting gift to be getting from the folks at Phillip Morris USA (makers of Marlboro and other fine tobacco products). Did I mention that I have never smoked a single cigarette in my life?
"On your big night, nothing beats living it up with a full house"
On the inside, it said:
"Except Four of a Kind" (there was also a deck of regulation-sized playing cards inside)
I find this to be a most interesting gift to be getting from the folks at Phillip Morris USA (makers of Marlboro and other fine tobacco products). Did I mention that I have never smoked a single cigarette in my life?