How to Not Write a Paper
Sheera: I'm kinda excited to do a haiku-a-thon, actually
I haven't written haiku in ages
but I always love it when I do
Kat: I wrote a haiku. It's about James Bond.
Sheera: DUDE. I want to read it!
Kat:007
Kicking names and taking ass.
Daniel Craig is hot.
Sheera: you should post that shit in your journal
along with haiku about... um... clive owen's eyes
and waffles
Kat: Clive Owen has eyes.
His eyes look like green waffles.
Please sir, do me now.
Kat: OMG NOW YOU GO
Sheera: okay, give me a prompt
Kat: Rube, no pants, the color red.
Sheera: Cheeks are aflamin'.
Not because he is ashamed.
But it is cold out.
Sheera: Mason, wank, tummyache
Kat: the best hangover
cure aint a bloody mary
his wanker's the key.
Kat: Mal, gun, tight pants.
Sheera: Pleased to see me?
Pant's stretchin' real tight down there.
Aimin' t'shoot me?
Sheera: Inara, pretty dress, dinosaur
Kat: Unfortunately
Dinosaurs aren't color blind.
Oh, poor Inara.
Kat: Rube, mojito, no shoes.
Sheera: A foreign delight.
One measley little drink, and
His shoes are out like a light.
Sheera: Mal, naked, running
Kat: Hard to be sneaky
in your gorram birthday suit
Oh yeah, that went well.
Kat: Rube, a 7-11, slurpee.
Sheera: Blue drips down his front.
Kiffany helps him clean up,
With her well-tipped tongue.
Kat: HAHA! Good tippers make the best lovers.
All servers know this.
Sheera: hahahaha
so true!
and Rube tips like a horse
Sheera: Henry, oops, naked
Kat: 1989,
Clare has "forgotten" his clothes.
Grinning red hair, "oops."
Sheera: RUBE: MEET T-REX
Kat: OH SHIT, NOW IT'S GOING DOWN
Kat: Mason once said
Rube was old enough to have
reaped the dinosaurs
but he probably
never thought he'd actually
see him in action.
Kat: Rube, Roxy...dinosaur egg.
Sheera: Can't scramble it, so:
"What's the use?" He said, squinting.
"I want some breakfast."
"Ain't about breakfast."
She scowled. "I want a friend.
Not a goddamn meal."
Editor's Note: Gratuitous LOLs Removed
Also, about the dinosaur thing: http://carmarthen.livejournal.com/272632.html
George/Pachycephalosaur for the win, Y/Y?