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Oct 13, 2007 07:40

holy shit yesterday was insane.
i hate working with crazy christian people sometimes
but atleast my boss doesnt really talk to me about it ever
its just those god damn customers!
no i have not been saved motherfucker!
no i do not suck on jesus dick!
no i do not let freaky ass guys spirits into my heart!
i think christianity is fucking stupid, immature, and taken too seriously.
do people seriously fucking believe theres some made up guy with a beard and a robe chillin in the fucking clouds?
or where ever the fuck you say he is, in his kingdom of heaven?
what kind of bullshit is that???

no, but my favorite part is when they fuck with me when they realize i have piercings and stretched ears. i even had a lady literatly tell me i was going to hell, but luckily my boss is wild and sticks up for me because im awesome. the lady said to me "you know, "he" does not like that, he does not like that at all, mm mm mm, thats such a dissapointment, you have such a nice face, y ou dont even need to wear makeup, and with that on your face, it completely ruins your face, you do not look pretty with it in, you would without it in, if you live with that and ruin your sacred temple he gave you, you will go to hell. you have to do what he wants you to, and he doesnt want you mutilating your body"

the whole time i stared at her pierced ears, and she came back in my store yesterday, and i looked at her like oh my god and she just pointed at me. i wasnt sure whether she was pointing to be nice or to try and say something stupid again, but she drives me fucking nuts and i want to rip her head off of her body.

HAIL SATAN.
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