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alright, me having access to bmezine is probably not a good idea, i am having way too much fun looking at all of these completely different vaginas, theres so many of them, and each of them are completely different, why does this amuse me? why am i so interested in inspecting all of these vaginas? i always make my close friends show me what their vaginas look like or i cannot feel content around them, is that weird? its not that im trying to be weird or anything, im just curious haha, i have what you would call an "open" vagina, all of my friends exept one have the close kind, where its just a slit and you have to spread the lips in order to see the inner labias and clitoris hood and what not, where mine, is lips, inner labias, and my clitoris hood, all in plain view, but not dangling either, although my sisters have the dangling inner labias, i just find that the female anatomy is completely fascinating. i used to write a zine called cuntroversy discussing all sorts of women issues, and vagina structure was definantly one of my favorite things ever to write about, i am also a big fan of the clitoris.com. i guess i am pro-vagina or something, whatever, i just think theyre definantly way more fun looking than a penis, all dicks look the same exept they vary in length and width, where with women, theres all sorts of differeny layers, textures of skin, etc etc. ahhh, the vagina, and the power it holds.
alright im sure you guys are tired of reading about my obsession with vaginas, sorry, so ill just write about something that i always write about, yep, you guessed it, MODZ.
jojoba feels SO good. i love this stuff, i have been rubbing it on my ears all day long, and my labret, and my tattoos, i love how thin it is and how i can use a shitload of it and theres still as much in there as there was when i got it. i also love being able to tape up my labret now, its already comfortable and ready for some more tape, but im going to wait until sunday-monday to add anymore because its my pride and joy and im NOT taking chances with it, no way jose. i also got my left second hole to a 6g today finally, its been at an 8g for about 3 months now and didnt budge one single bit, i tried taping it, but i put too much tape on, and in frustration, i just said to hell with this and put a 6g talon in it until it heals, i have tried so freaking hard to be patient with this ear, and this is my second time around attempting to stretch it, and of course, my left hole has always been the one causing troubles, it was the reason why i downsized to them 18g last year because it got infected when i stretched up to 4g, my right ear is completely fair with me, i can even fit a 4g plug in it and its reaaally lose right now, but my left ear, just hates me. whatever, i try to baby it and be nice to it, but fuck it, i beat the bitch today, hopefully it doesnt try to get revenge, i honestly dont want to downsize again, im so tired of downsizing these suckers.
oh p.s. i found a way to make money solely for tattoos
godsgirls.com
the boyfriend is extremely uncomfortable about this, but im tired of pleasing him, i dont have a dad willing to pay 3,000$ for amazing tattoos like he does, his dad bought him his stomach tattoo, his rib piece, and is now paying for him to get a complete sleeve, and not only that, but he gets all of his work done by joe groundwater, not only is it nearly impossible to book anything with him, but that guy charges ridiculous amounts for his work, especially ever since he got the 5 page spread in international tattoo. ugh. so lucky. i really want to go to stefan meisse for my stuff though, because not only does he do amazing tattoos just like joe groundwater, but i also know him pretty good and i used to always hang out and get drunk over at his parents house when he lived near down the road, ive passed out in the tattoo room plenty of times and to me, if i pass out at your house drunk, then that means i really respect you and trust you not to rape me in the butt. and he also knows exactly what im into, and knows my sense of style very well, haha, i fucking made him a beer koozie from scratch once, and he is always asking me to come by the shop and let his piercer linda (i thiink thats her name) do my triangle piercing, his friends all had an obsession over me because i was so young and into such brutal music and interest in good movies, especially mark, jesus christ, that guy seriously begged me to marry him for 2 years straight everyday, and he would even tell his mom this(he is fucking 7 years older than me for gods sake), and buy me mcdonalds and band t-shirts and cameras and shoelaces for my boots haha, and always giving me beer and weed and trying to lick my vagina and get me to move in with him. he has a painting that i did when i was 16 framed in his bathroom!! haha, i think thats so funny, especially considering that painting was a WTF, and everyone always questions where the hell he found that crazy painting, and he always says "this little crazy lady jehz" haha, god, i kind of miss hanging around those old ass creeps.
alright, i am done with this completely random post, and im going to melbourne today/tomorrow whatever you wanna call it, the boyfriends band is playing a show at jaycee's, i hate that place, but whatever. i just really hope those weird ass punk kids arent there, because everytime ive gone there, this one with a red mohawk tries to rape me(not literatly, but he definantly makes it a point that he wants me, he sits down next to me and tells me how amazing i am and how prettyy i am and how he would be a much better boyfriend than mine, pffttttt), and then my boyfriend wants to fight him, and then they threaten to shoot us, and its just a big huge dramatic ordeal just because punk kids are weird and i should consider starting to wear grandma clothes and jogging pants and sweaters. my 4 inch long metal shirts and tight pants really arent attracting the right attention these days ever since i grew my little boobies, but what can you do when you have been wearing the same damn clothes since you were in 9th grade? things just shrink, and y ou grow out of them, and im too poor to buy new clothes, and im way too damn lazy to sew anything up right now.
haha
GOD I KEEP WRITING MORE AND MORE
I HAVE SO MUCH TO SAY TONIGHT
EVERYTHING SNOWBALLS. WTF.
alright im sure you guys are tired of reading about my obsession with vaginas, sorry, so ill just write about something that i always write about, yep, you guessed it, MODZ.
jojoba feels SO good. i love this stuff, i have been rubbing it on my ears all day long, and my labret, and my tattoos, i love how thin it is and how i can use a shitload of it and theres still as much in there as there was when i got it. i also love being able to tape up my labret now, its already comfortable and ready for some more tape, but im going to wait until sunday-monday to add anymore because its my pride and joy and im NOT taking chances with it, no way jose. i also got my left second hole to a 6g today finally, its been at an 8g for about 3 months now and didnt budge one single bit, i tried taping it, but i put too much tape on, and in frustration, i just said to hell with this and put a 6g talon in it until it heals, i have tried so freaking hard to be patient with this ear, and this is my second time around attempting to stretch it, and of course, my left hole has always been the one causing troubles, it was the reason why i downsized to them 18g last year because it got infected when i stretched up to 4g, my right ear is completely fair with me, i can even fit a 4g plug in it and its reaaally lose right now, but my left ear, just hates me. whatever, i try to baby it and be nice to it, but fuck it, i beat the bitch today, hopefully it doesnt try to get revenge, i honestly dont want to downsize again, im so tired of downsizing these suckers.
oh p.s. i found a way to make money solely for tattoos
godsgirls.com
the boyfriend is extremely uncomfortable about this, but im tired of pleasing him, i dont have a dad willing to pay 3,000$ for amazing tattoos like he does, his dad bought him his stomach tattoo, his rib piece, and is now paying for him to get a complete sleeve, and not only that, but he gets all of his work done by joe groundwater, not only is it nearly impossible to book anything with him, but that guy charges ridiculous amounts for his work, especially ever since he got the 5 page spread in international tattoo. ugh. so lucky. i really want to go to stefan meisse for my stuff though, because not only does he do amazing tattoos just like joe groundwater, but i also know him pretty good and i used to always hang out and get drunk over at his parents house when he lived near down the road, ive passed out in the tattoo room plenty of times and to me, if i pass out at your house drunk, then that means i really respect you and trust you not to rape me in the butt. and he also knows exactly what im into, and knows my sense of style very well, haha, i fucking made him a beer koozie from scratch once, and he is always asking me to come by the shop and let his piercer linda (i thiink thats her name) do my triangle piercing, his friends all had an obsession over me because i was so young and into such brutal music and interest in good movies, especially mark, jesus christ, that guy seriously begged me to marry him for 2 years straight everyday, and he would even tell his mom this(he is fucking 7 years older than me for gods sake), and buy me mcdonalds and band t-shirts and cameras and shoelaces for my boots haha, and always giving me beer and weed and trying to lick my vagina and get me to move in with him. he has a painting that i did when i was 16 framed in his bathroom!! haha, i think thats so funny, especially considering that painting was a WTF, and everyone always questions where the hell he found that crazy painting, and he always says "this little crazy lady jehz" haha, god, i kind of miss hanging around those old ass creeps.
alright, i am done with this completely random post, and im going to melbourne today/tomorrow whatever you wanna call it, the boyfriends band is playing a show at jaycee's, i hate that place, but whatever. i just really hope those weird ass punk kids arent there, because everytime ive gone there, this one with a red mohawk tries to rape me(not literatly, but he definantly makes it a point that he wants me, he sits down next to me and tells me how amazing i am and how prettyy i am and how he would be a much better boyfriend than mine, pffttttt), and then my boyfriend wants to fight him, and then they threaten to shoot us, and its just a big huge dramatic ordeal just because punk kids are weird and i should consider starting to wear grandma clothes and jogging pants and sweaters. my 4 inch long metal shirts and tight pants really arent attracting the right attention these days ever since i grew my little boobies, but what can you do when you have been wearing the same damn clothes since you were in 9th grade? things just shrink, and y ou grow out of them, and im too poor to buy new clothes, and im way too damn lazy to sew anything up right now.
haha
GOD I KEEP WRITING MORE AND MORE
I HAVE SO MUCH TO SAY TONIGHT
EVERYTHING SNOWBALLS. WTF.