Popcorn and stuffs
That said, I am about to introduce you to a yummy and yet, amazingly disgusting, snack of mine.
Popcorn. The microwave kind with LOTS OF BUTTER. Make an entire bag.
Take small bowl, add about 1/8 cup of mustard. Top that off with a spoonful of mayonnaise, and a squrit of hot-n-spicy BBQ sauce.
Dip popcorn in disgusting dip.
Consume.
Watch as coworkers stare in horror, and if you are a girl, the rumors of your pregnancy begin to circulate the office...
