If you're willing to drive out to Plano to pick my bum ass up, we can totally have vagina touching time. We will shop for wedding rings at the flea market afterwards. And we can hunt for a wedding planner and pick out CHINA PATTERNS.
Do we have rehearsal on Friday? If not, I am going to make sure I flyer in the same town as you so I can TOUCH YOUR ASS WHILE WE NAZIWALK ALL OVER TOWN.
1. You do realize that if you move in with me you will be hired on as my maid, right? And that I can be thrown in jail for employing an underage sex worker? YOU DO REALIZE THAT IT'LL BE 3489785 TIMES WORSE THAN LIVING WITH ME CURRENTLY IS, ROIT?? Good.
2. I miss Chumbawumba. Who do you miss?
3. People who kiss with their eyes open need to ... oh nevermind. THEY SUCK.
4. ...the fuck? I hate you.
5. MISTER NICE GUY!!!! YOU KNOW IF YOU WEREN'T A PRUDE, I WOULD HAVE NEVER SLEPT WITH MANNY! BITCH! ABOOT EH EH!
6. Andrew should come over so we can have some peach tea and applesauce.
7. I want to have sex with Trent.
& YOU'RE JUST PISSED BECAUSE I TALKED YOU INTO SPEAKING IN A BRITISH ACCENT WITH ME FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT. YOU GOT OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. people who kiss with their eyes open should like... uh... go down on me & i woun't care what they do with their eyes... ?
4. YOU LOVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
5. THIS IS WORSE THAN THE TIME HEATHER SINCLARE TRIED TO GIVE HERSELF A HAIR CUT, EH?
6. oh andrew <333 jared catalano should come over too, get what i'm sayin?
7. why does he have to be a cartoon :[
WE JUST HAD A DISCUSSION WITHOUT BRITISH ACCENTS & YOU TOTALLY DIDN'T NOTICE SO I THINK YOU ARE THE ONE WHO GOT OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5. DID TERRI TELL YOU TO STOP DID YOU LISTENNNNNN?!?!/1?!/11ONE *FIST IN AIR*
6. Jared should come over and work on the website and then work on MY website if you know what I mean HAHAHAHAHA. RAAAA.
7. Life is unfair.
WHATEVER, I WAS WRAPPED UP IN MY LATCHHOOKING. AND I TOTALLY NOTICED A FEW SENTENCES INTO IT BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO CORRECT MYSELF SO I WAITED UNTIL WE WERE ON THE NEXT TOPIC OF CONVO TO RESUME MY ACCENTISM. FUCK YOU, YOU GOT OWNED. AND DISCUSSING SHITTY ASS SUGARCULT DOESN'T DESERVE MY AWESOME ACCENT. AND IF YOU TRY TO ARGUE IT I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL CONTINUE TO SPEAK IN THIS ACCENT WHEN I WAKE UP TOMORROW. SHUT UP.
Very few people seem to respond well when I spill my guts, so I try to keep this filled with stories as opposed to feelings and ideas.
I have that same problem. I speak my mind, people get upset.
It is usually due to them being small minded bastards.
I suggest you go ahead and say it, fuck them. If they can't handle it, stuff shit. This world isn't candy coated and neither should anyone living in it.
I would rather speak my mind and weed out the assholes who can't handle the truth than bottle that shit in and hang out with a bunch of over sensitive ass clowns.
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you'll have to give me a ring on the tele and we can play someday.
WITH OUR FUN CHINAS!!!!!
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Do we have rehearsal on Friday? If not, I am going to make sure I flyer in the same town as you so I can TOUCH YOUR ASS WHILE WE NAZIWALK ALL OVER TOWN.
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How's life treating you these days?
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this place, for the time bing, no longer holds any meaning for me. :/ not since she left.
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2. I WANT TO KNOW WHO YOU MISS. I'LL TELL YOU WHO I MISS IF YOU TELL ME.
3. um yes we just discussed the whole kissing with the eyes open thing WTF.
4. i am totally your best friend, & we will both deny it to the death.
oh bollocks!
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Good.
2. I miss Chumbawumba. Who do you miss?
3. People who kiss with their eyes open need to ... oh nevermind. THEY SUCK.
4. ...the fuck? I hate you.
5. MISTER NICE GUY!!!! YOU KNOW IF YOU WEREN'T A PRUDE, I WOULD HAVE NEVER SLEPT WITH MANNY! BITCH! ABOOT EH EH!
6. Andrew should come over so we can have some peach tea and applesauce.
7. I want to have sex with Trent.
& YOU'RE JUST PISSED BECAUSE I TALKED YOU INTO SPEAKING IN A BRITISH ACCENT WITH ME FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT. YOU GOT OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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2. i miss creed :[ :[ :[ HAHA GUESS WHO?
3. people who kiss with their eyes open should like... uh... go down on me & i woun't care what they do with their eyes... ?
4. YOU LOVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
5. THIS IS WORSE THAN THE TIME HEATHER SINCLARE TRIED TO GIVE HERSELF A HAIR CUT, EH?
6. oh andrew <333 jared catalano should come over too, get what i'm sayin?
7. why does he have to be a cartoon :[
WE JUST HAD A DISCUSSION WITHOUT BRITISH ACCENTS & YOU TOTALLY DIDN'T NOTICE SO I THINK YOU ARE THE ONE WHO GOT OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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2. Scott Stapp makes me constipated.
3. People should just go down on me anyway?
4. UH, DELUSIONAL MUCH?
5. DID TERRI TELL YOU TO STOP DID YOU LISTENNNNNN?!?!/1?!/11ONE *FIST IN AIR*
6. Jared should come over and work on the website and then work on MY website if you know what I mean HAHAHAHAHA. RAAAA.
7. Life is unfair.
WHATEVER, I WAS WRAPPED UP IN MY LATCHHOOKING. AND I TOTALLY NOTICED A FEW SENTENCES INTO IT BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO CORRECT MYSELF SO I WAITED UNTIL WE WERE ON THE NEXT TOPIC OF CONVO TO RESUME MY ACCENTISM. FUCK YOU, YOU GOT OWNED. AND DISCUSSING SHITTY ASS SUGARCULT DOESN'T DESERVE MY AWESOME ACCENT. AND IF YOU TRY TO ARGUE IT I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL CONTINUE TO SPEAK IN THIS ACCENT WHEN I WAKE UP TOMORROW. SHUT UP.
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I have that same problem. I speak my mind, people get upset.
It is usually due to them being small minded bastards.
I suggest you go ahead and say it, fuck them. If they can't handle it, stuff shit. This world isn't candy coated and neither should anyone living in it.
I would rather speak my mind and weed out the assholes who can't handle the truth than bottle that shit in and hang out with a bunch of over sensitive ass clowns.
But that's just me.
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