01: what is your first memory of me: You were a one night stand, I believe. 02: how long have we been friends: LIK, SINCE BURTH. LOLZ1!!1 BFFL! 03: tell about one memory we share together: One time we were so drunk we had sex with Randy. That was really gross. 04: describe me in four adjectives: REALLY, REALLY RIDICULOUSLY GOODLOOKING. Ala Zoolander. 05: if we could spend a day together what would we do: We'd have sex with each other. Which is what we do all the time, anyway. 06: name one thing you really don't like about me: You have a double chin. It's gross, Alexis. 07: name one thing you really do like about me: You are easy. And I mean EASSSSSSSSY. 08: if you could give me a gift what would it be: That new vibrator that has like a million different speeds and beads and stimulators and it's pink. Yeah, that shit's hot. 09: have we ever gotten in a fight & about what: All the fucking time. It's ridiculous. 10: have we ever hugged: Yeah, we're lame. 11: have we ever danced with each other: Yeah, except I'm a better dancer than you are. 12: have you ever seen me cry: Yeah. Pussy. 13: have i ever offended you: YEAH WITH YO' BODY ODOR. 14: what is something embarrassing that i've done: Remember that time one of your ... family members ... walked in on that orgy? Good thing you were under the covers!! (I'm dead serious, by the way.) 15: what do i usually look like when you see me: You're really fucking hot bur you need to grow some damn eyebrows and cover up your blemishes better. 16: what do i say all the time\whats my catch phrase: "PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" 17: do you think we will be friends in 5 years: Doubtful. 18: do you think i am bitchy: Yeah, you're pretty fucking stupid also. 19: has there been anything you wanted to tell me, but didn't: Let's have sex. As soon as I'm done with this. OH BABY YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. 20: what advice would you give me, in general: If it burns, go to the doctor. 21: wanna make out: Yes plz. 22: suggest a band / cd for me to listen to: MIKE PATTON BECAUSE HE IS FUCKING AMAZING. JIGGA WHUT. 23: is there a song that reminds you of me: "Me & Myself" by Lords of Acid. Guess why. ;)
01: what is your first memory of me: You were a one night stand, I believe.
02: how long have we been friends: LIK, SINCE BURTH. LOLZ1!!1 BFFL!
03: tell about one memory we share together: One time we were so drunk we had sex with Randy. That was really gross.
04: describe me in four adjectives: REALLY, REALLY RIDICULOUSLY GOODLOOKING. Ala Zoolander.
05: if we could spend a day together what would we do: We'd have sex with each other. Which is what we do all the time, anyway.
06: name one thing you really don't like about me: You have a double chin. It's gross, Alexis.
07: name one thing you really do like about me: You are easy. And I mean EASSSSSSSSY.
08: if you could give me a gift what would it be: That new vibrator that has like a million different speeds and beads and stimulators and it's pink. Yeah, that shit's hot.
09: have we ever gotten in a fight & about what: All the fucking time. It's ridiculous.
10: have we ever hugged: Yeah, we're lame.
11: have we ever danced with each other: Yeah, except I'm a better dancer than you are.
12: have you ever seen me cry: Yeah. Pussy.
13: have i ever offended you: YEAH WITH YO' BODY ODOR.
14: what is something embarrassing that i've done: Remember that time one of your ... family members ... walked in on that orgy? Good thing you were under the covers!! (I'm dead serious, by the way.)
15: what do i usually look like when you see me: You're really fucking hot bur you need to grow some damn eyebrows and cover up your blemishes better.
16: what do i say all the time\whats my catch phrase: "PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
17: do you think we will be friends in 5 years: Doubtful.
18: do you think i am bitchy: Yeah, you're pretty fucking stupid also.
19: has there been anything you wanted to tell me, but didn't: Let's have sex. As soon as I'm done with this. OH BABY YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
20: what advice would you give me, in general: If it burns, go to the doctor.
21: wanna make out: Yes plz.
22: suggest a band / cd for me to listen to: MIKE PATTON BECAUSE HE IS FUCKING AMAZING. JIGGA WHUT.
23: is there a song that reminds you of me: "Me & Myself" by Lords of Acid. Guess why. ;)
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