who is gordon bennit?

May 06, 2003 16:37

I'm so bored and george isn't online anymore to be mean to. i jest. actually, i dont.
I went to the hospital today and did not give them my concent to put eyedrops in my eye, but the bitch did it anyway and now i feel like i've been lying face down in soap powder with my eyes propped open. They wanted a blood test too, but i told them i can't, because i was still hurt by being given dry eye against my wishes. stupid fat fucking nurse kill death slay!
she said i looked like kelly osbourne too. EXCUSE ME!!!! just because i have short black hair and a bit of a fringe and had a black and white stripy top on DOES NOT mean i look like kelly osbourne. I also don't weigh more than a truck.
But i did find out i'm 5ft4. that's nearing midget land. craps.
The lazyfuck pictures are shite. George just told me why gary got arrested and it was because he wouldn't give the police some drum sticks coz he was messing around with them or something, and he ran away from their rubber gloves because he didnt want them to stick his batty.
Anyway, i'm gonna go stand in my kitchen and hope something interesting happens.
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