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[trashmyownparty]

STUPID GRANDMOTHERS.
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I HAVE TO GO ON A PICNIC
jesuschristalmighty.

I want people to leave LOTS OF COMMENTS.
like.. 50 or 100. and whoever does will
retrieve sexual favors. or a lollipop or something.
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Comments

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HEY MY BOOBS ITCH.
AND YOU BETTER GET HOME BEFORE LIKE, LATE SO I CAN SLEEP OVER.
DUH.

<3

[soldoutscandal]

I DONT WANNA GROW UP
IM A TOYS R US KID

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I AM ALSO WICKED GAY

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EWWW
I CANT BELIEVE I DATED COREY.

[soldoutscandal]

EW EVEN MORE
I CANT BELIEVE HIS PENIS WAS IN MY MOUTH.

GAH

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I AM GOING TO LEAVE YOU A MILLION COMMENTS.
UH HUH!

[soldoutscandal]

WHY?!@
CAUSE YOU'RE MY BFFL!!! OMFG&^!$*!&^()*!167159786!17!!

[soldoutscandal]

hey!

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how are you?

[soldoutscandal]

i'm fine, and you?

[soldoutscandal]

i am doing very well, thank you.

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thats good to hear. is there any thing new going on in your life?

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my ass has suddenly become very large, prohibiting me from fitting into any of my pants, so i have to walk around bottomless all day. it is not that enjoyable at all.

[soldoutscandal]

oh dear, i am very sorry to hear that. could you try some lyposuction?

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oh, good idea. maybe i will sign up to go on one of those terrible television shows in which these crazy surgeons completely transform the way i look. then i will be a good person and have self esteem!

[soldoutscandal]

superb! you know you aren't cool unless you have had several forms of plastic surgery, and its always better when its actually filmed on television! wow!