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[trashcanking]

I- wha…? Just where the hell am I? I was just-

Actually, uh. Where… was I? Come to think of it, I can’t really put my finger on it. Man… I don’t recognize anything in this place. This just isn’t right

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[bulletserenade]

You must be new. Memory loss is the norm here, believe it or not.

[trashcanking]

Yeah, I'm beginning to believe it...

You have amnesia too, or am I just lucky?

[bulletserenade]

Lucky? Heh, no, we all show up here with nothing but our names. In time you'll start to remember things, but the island seems to like messing with us in exchange for those memories.

[trashcanking]

Gee... great.

And did you say the island itself is doing this to us? How the heck is that possible?

[bulletserenade]

You get used to it. Sort of.

Who knows? Since I've been here, I've seen the island get overrun with turkeys and watched everything turn into something out of a fairytale. Not to mention the giant Christmas tree and all the food that just appeared one day.

[trashcanking]

...You know, that might actually sound like a good time, if it wasn't so friggin unnatural.

Anyway, thanks a lot. The name's Yosuke. Wish I could tell you more, but. You know how it goes, man.

[bulletserenade]

I've learned that nothing makes sense here. It's easier if you just accept that, believe me.

Nice to meet ya, Yosuke! I'm Jr. Has anyone told you about the apartments yet?

[trashcanking]

Right... I think I can do that, for now.

At least the folks seem normal enough. Not that I can remember what normal is, but.

Yeah, nice to meet you too, Jr. And, no on the apartments. Speaking of which, I guess I'll be needing a place to stay. And a place to eat. It's gettin' to be that time.

[bulletserenade]

I take it you haven't met Renge yet. She's... special. And terrifying. Everyone's pretty nice though, and really, living here isn't so bad.

The apartments are the tallest building on the island, you can't miss 'em. Your name is probably already on the list, too. Don't worry about money, either - your room and food are both free. Not to bad, huh?

[trashcanking]

No, not yet. 'Special', huh? Haha! I get it. Someone has a crush, huh? Well good luck, dude.

...Hey, not bad at all, actually! I might get used to this place, after all.

[bulletserenade]

Wh-what did you just say!? A crush, on HER?! You've got it all wrong, that's not even close!

Don't. Ever. Say anything like that again. I think I might be sick.

[trashcanking]

Woah, woah, my bad, calm down. ...So she's... a different kind of 'special' then what I thought, I take it.

[bulletserenade]

A very different kind of special, yeah. You have no idea. I'm sure she'll find you eventually, and then you'll understand.

[trashcanking]

Should I arm be arming myself?

[bulletserenade]

Nah, she's not a physical threat. Not really. It's more of a mental thing. She likes to invent romantic relationships where there are none, and her... stories... are something else. She has no shame, either.

You'll know her when you meet her.

[trashcanking]

Do I have to meet her?