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[trashcanking]

All right, I've been here nearly two weeks now, so I don't think it's that inappropriate to ask--

And be brutally honest with me, I can take it. Maybe.

Are there any chicks on this island? At ALL? Who aren't robots. ...Furry. Actually just guys who look like chicks? ...nng, nevermind

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[thelostseraph]

. . . Allow me to first clarify that I am male.

Now in response to your query, I would suggest that you speak with Manager Renge. From my own observation, it appears that many females are already taken. Others are underage. Several are incompatible with humans. And some are uninterested in male companionship.

Like as not, you will be paired with another male. I suggest aiming for the seme position.

[trashcanking]

Jeez--! Another one.

Okay, okay, wait. First off, I'm not looking to be compatible, it's just a questions. The dudes seem to outnumber the ladies here, and the world needs some balance, yanno?

Second-- I've heard about this 'Renge'. And dude! I was told to stay away from her! Who the hell would want to be paired with another guy?! I mean, other than guys who are into that... but... my sensibilities are delicate, can we not go there?

[trashcanking]

--And I'm not aiming for any position, in a duo like that!! I'll pass!

[thelostseraph]

Your life will be made much smoother if you simply allow for her caprice.

Either way, I doubt you will find it very easy to avoid her.

[trashcanking]

Man, smaller words and less disturbing statements, please.

Why does everyone keep saying that-? I lock my door at night.

[thelostseraph]

. . . I suppose you could remain in your room for the remainder of your stay here.

Until she spots your name on the roster, at least.

[trashcanking]

This is giving me the creeps... why does she even care?

[thelostseraph]

I find it adds some variety to our otherwise dull and meaningless existence.

[trashcanking]

Gee, aren't you the cheerleader.

[thelostseraph]

Heh. I shall leave that duty to those capable of processing such emotion.

[trashcanking]

Lemme guess; you're not?

[thelostseraph]

Morale can get quite low. Even I can feel the necessity of one whose spirits never waver.

[trashcanking]

I'm just... going to guess at what that means.

[thelostseraph]

. . . Tch.

The girl we speak of is an endless source of energy and vitality. And despite her eccentricities, simply being in her presence is enough to buoy my own spirits, however slightly.

Is that clear enough for you?

[trashcanking]

Oooh. See, I lost you there, 'cause I was talking about YOU.

But, now that I realize you're talking about her-- mybe some flowers?

[thelostseraph]

Heh. I shall leave that duty to those capable of processing such emotion.