Psych: The Italian Stallion (Gus/Shawn, PG-13, ~1,300w.)

[trascendenza]

Gus/Shawn, PG-13, ~1,300w.
The one where Gus keeps accidentally (and not-so-accidentally) beating Shawn up. "So I was thinking of signing up for some self-defense classes," Gus said, flipping through a pamphlet.

Comments

[gypsyjr]

I am trying very hard not to wake up my mom by laughing like a lunatic. It's quite difficult.

[trascendenza]

Hee! Yeah, for some reason, that idea just grabbed me and wouldn't leave me alone until I wrote it. I like how sexywrestlingtimes we talked about turned into condom tomfoolery. :p Dear brain: you are goofy.

[lozenger8]

This is totally delightful :D :D :D

[trascendenza]

Aww, thank you! ♥

[melodyunity]

I am giggling like a maniac right now. You write such dead-on perfect Gus and Shawn voices! Awesome.

"Come on, Shawn. I had a random and manly narcoleptic episode before I could kill you." Hee!

And crustacean imitation! And that whole last scene! Comedy gold.

"Shawn, there is no such thing as a second prostate."

"And quitter talk like that is exactly why you'll never find it."

If Shawn and Gus were to ever actually get together on the show, this is exactly the kind of conversation they would have.

[trascendenza]

Oh, thank you! I seem to be on a big dialogue kick lately, so I'm really glad to hear that, especially because these two have such distinctive ways of talking. This entire comment is really just making me goofily grin a lot. :DDD

[trascendenza]

Aww, thank you so much! ♥

[arallara]

Oh my god, MY GOD, I laughed myself absolutely sick reading this. Completely awesome! You get the rhythm of their banter so perfectly right! *sigh* Just dreamy.

[trascendenza]

Oh, thank you! Their banter is my faaavorite, so that's really awesome to hear. ♥