Heroes, 1x03: One Giant Leap and 1x04: Collision LiveChats
1x03 is just a bunch of random commentary, for the most part, with a little talk of Ando/Hiro and Mohinder/Peter. 1x04 is filled with an OBSCENE amount of capslock and talk of Mohinder/Peter. Because there was nothing we didn't love about that subway scene. Some random discussion of M/P in Five Years Gone, too. But, yeah, mostly just ridiculous amounts of fangirl squee. :)
[ 1x03: One Giant Leap ]
[3:09 AM]
tinheart: Awww, new Mohinder accent.
sheera: *waves goodbye to the old one*
sheera: "Makes demands in exchange for singularity." I love that sentence. Or maybe just the way Mohinder says it.
tinheart: "It may seem cruel, but the goal is nothing short of self-preservation, survival." What, is he reading Sylar's diary?
[3:10 AM]
sheera: Ugh, I *wish* Claire didn't like the quarterback.
sheera: Ahahahah NOAH. ADVISING HER TO DATE NERDS.
tinheart: Okay, I love him LIKE WHOA.
tinheart: He's a Claire/Zach shipper.
sheera: HE SO IS.
tinheart: "It worked out very well for your mother." And he considers himself a nerd. A SECRET AGENT NERD!
sheera: SECRET AGENT NEEEERD MAN.
[3:12 AM]
[Hiro interrupts Ando watching Niki on the internet, eager to show him the Ninth Wonders comic book he brought back]
tinheart: *L* Ando's still trying so hard to be straight.
sheera: And of course Hiro interrupts. Niki's so the other woman in this relationship.
tinheart: Hiro, flip to the page where you guys have sex.
sheera: YOU KNOW ISAAC DREW THAT AT SOME POINT. And, oooh, Hiro getting heated with Ando. I likes.
tinheart: I know. He's so excitable.
sheera: He's a man of high passions.
tinheart: Oh, come on, Ando. You're right there. IF THAT ISN'T PROOF. How can he refuse Hiro now? LOOK HOW WORKED UP HE IS!
sheera: Seriously. Refusing a worked-up Hiro is akin trying to KICKING A PUPPY IN THE FACE.
[3:13 AM]
sheera: Hello, Peter wide arm-spread of destiny.
tinheart: Nooooooo Peter! Start smaller!
tinheart: *L* Nevermind.
sheera: HE LISTENED TO YOU.
[3:14 AM]
sheera: "Yes, it does." This bodyguard or whatever guy wants Nathan. Like whoa.
tinheart: "I'll go with red." THEN WHY ASK PETER?
sheera: Nathan's one of those people. He asks your opinion just so he can disagree with it.
[3:16 AM]
tinheart: Ooooooh.
sheera: GUUUUUUH. HOW SO HOT? SWEATY!MOHINDER IS MY GOD. Especially sweaty!Mohinder in that TANK TOP.
tinheart: May your apartment *never* have air conditioning!
sheera: BEST. PRAYER. EVER.
sheera: Isn't that like the third time he's called Eden "kind"?
tinheart: *L* Yes.
tinheart: I think that's his way of avoiding anything slightly less flattering. "You're sweet... why do you keep mentioning what my father thought of you? Were you two... you know...?"
sheera: And soooo awkward when Eden tries to hit on him. See how he immediately looks away and starts talking about Noah. *g* Coincidence? I THINK NOT.
[3:17 AM]
sheera: Ouchies. Throwing laptops is not a good way of getting them to work.
tinheart: Ouch. o_O
sheera: Conveniently placed plot device, ahoy!
tinheart: Last time I checked, you couldn't fit books into laptops. There isn't room... what with all the working parts.
sheera: Yeah, you'd think. But they needed some way to get Mohinder to stalk Sylar, I guess.
[3:21 AM]
tinheart: Simone's right. These wouldn't sell in a gallery. "Cheerleader walking down hall in bad Anime style." Well, okay, the mural of the explosion is good. But she can't sell the floor.
[3:23 AM]
tinheart: Hiro, just kiss him. It'll be easier.
tinheart: …Okay, but they caused the accident by trying to stop it. Adding all sorts of complications to this business.
tinheart: !!!
sheera: I KNOW.
tinheart: BOUNCING! THEY ARE SO CUTE!
sheera: BOUNCY HUGGING. <3
tinheart: Okay, yeah, I'm hopeless.
sheera: Brokeback has a dozy embrace. These two have a bouncy embrace.
tinheart: Hiro/Ando has Sylared my brain.
[3:32 AM]
sheera: "A hero doesn't run from his destiny." Oh, Hiro. You are just a box full of aphorisms.
[3:35 AM]
sheera: This quarterback's a fucking punk.
tinheart: Wow... stalkery.
sheera: SHE HAS ISSUES WITH STALKERS.
tinheart: He could give West pointers.
sheera: This guy/west would be the most ANNOYING SLASH IN THE WORLD, because I'd WANT THEM BOTH TO DIE.
tinheart: *L* What, this guy tries to rape West, and he flies off?
sheera: AHAHAHAHAHA. yeah, romantic, huh? *g*
tinheart: Indeed. A match made in heaven.
[3:39 AM]
tinheart: "Don't hurt yourself"? What a fucking ass.
O_O
O_O
How did she survive a day without these powers? She broke her neck on the field, and now this. Girl gets hurt a lot.
sheera: I KNOW. IT'S RIDICULOUS. They hurt women a lot on this show. Well… except Jessica, who kills everyone. *g*
[3:41 AM]
sheera: Peter looks so much better shaven.
sheera: Oooh, emo confession to Simone time.
tinheart: WRONG DESTINY, PETER! YOUR DESTINY IS IN THE CAB!
sheera: Heeee. I COULD GO FOR SIMONE/PETER/MOHINDER IN A BIG WAY.
[3:44 AM]
tinheart: *L* Subtle product placement there with the Nissan.
sheera: Seeeeriously.
tinheart: HAHAHAHA, HIRO'S DESTINY FACE!
tinheart: Still trying to be straight.
sheera: OMG THAT IS HIS DESTINY FACE. Look at that smile!
tinheart: Destiny: code for gay.
[3:48 AM]
sheera: Highly undeveloped het romance ahoy!
tinheart: Ouch, poor Isaac. Okay, I've said it before... I'll say it again. His power? The worst. Notice he never paints happy things? New York blowing up, his girlfriend with someone else...
1x04: Collision
[4:03 AM]
sheera: Hi voiceover. I love you.
tinheart: Ooooh. That's promising. Destiny = code for gay.
sheera: I have this theory about Ando using his attraction to Niki as an outlet for his attraction to Hiro. YOU APPROVE Y/Y?
tinheart: It would make sense. Ando was the one trying to be normal.
tinheart: HE WANTS TO BE NORMAL.
sheera: HE DOES.
sheera: NIKI=NORMAL, HIRO=NOT. THUS, NIKI=HIRO. It's scientifically sound.
tinheart: And Niki is over the top normal. Like, yeah, sure, you're a heterosexual because you like Niki.
[4:04 AM]
tinheart: *L* Organization that has initials.
sheera: Seeecret agent dork man!
tinheart: …is Noah flirting?
sheera: OOOH HE SO IS. NOAH FLIRTS WITH EVERYONE. HE IS SECRET AGENT SEXXX MAN.
tinheart: NOAH LIKES SPECIAL PEOPLE.
sheera: HE DOES. HE HAS A HARD SPOT IN HIS PANTS FOR THEM.
tinheart: OOOOOOH. HOLY SHIT MATT BEAT THE HATIAN! AND WHY WAS NOAH THINKING OF CLAIRE?
sheera: Oooh, he does. Come to think of it, I don't think anyone else manages that. o_O
tinheart: GO MATT!
[4:06 AM]
tinheart: *L* Useful Ando.
sheera: ANDO TEACHING HIRO ENGLISH = GREAT SLASHY SET UP.
tinheart: OMG YES THIS LANGUAGE DIVIDE COULD BE HOT!
sheera: COULDN'T IT?
[4:07 AM]
tinheart: Eeeeeeeeeeeeew.
sheera: Geeeeee-ross. That's more of Claire than I ever needed to see.
tinheart: Accidental homicide. What an interesting concept.
sheera: Yeah, isn't that called manslaughter? o_O
tinheart: I thought so.
tinheart: Eeeeeew.... I'd have screamed if it were my chest cut open like that.
sheera: Ummmm yeah. And if were that lady? I'd be screaming right about then, too, considering my dead body JUST UP AND WALKED AWAY.
[4:17 AM]
tinheart: Poor Mohinder. :(
sheera: BUT GUESS WHO'S KNOCKING. THAT WOULD BE DESTINY.
tinheart: OMG IT'S THE SEX DELIVERY!
sheera: HIIIII DESTINY, THY NAME IS PETER.
[4:19 AM]
sheera: …time traveling sure looks a lot like constipation to the untrained eye.
sheera: Oh, Hiro, so adorable. Being a naughty boy! And then being a good one!
tinheart: SAVE THE MARTINI, SAVE THE WORLD!
tinheart: He took the olive!
sheera: So coy, so cute.
tinheart: He is so coy!
tinheart: *L* Oh Ando.
sheera: Damn, look at Ando, all up on Hiro.
tinheart: No fair. He knows Hiro's weakness.
sheera: Yep. He knows physical contact convinces Hiro.
tinheart: AND USES IT AGAINST HIM.
[4:21 AM]
sheera: So these two just slept together, yes?
tinheart: This girl that Niki tells everything to? Trusts with her son? I think so.
sheera: Mmhmmmm.
sheera: "Sorry, Micah, we can't play Scrabble just now, this is lesbian hour."
tinheart: Oooooh. She's complaining about the lack of sex!
sheera: She's not very subtly hinthintnudgenudging Niki. *g*
[4:23 AM]
tinheart: "Don't you want to at least follow the smoke and see if there's a fire?" Ooooh... Eden is a Mohinder/Peter shipper!
sheera: SHE IS. SHE KNOWS DESTINY WHEN SHE SEES IT.
[4:24 AM]
sheera: Oooooh, bitchy!Mohinder.
tinheart: Awww... Mohinder being skeptical doesn't suit him.
sheera: He's all disillusioned right now.
tinheart: Ouch.
sheera: Poor guy :(
tinheart: Okay, never mind, this is why he's pissy. This morning his father wasn't on the table.
[4:29 AM]
tinheart: Oooh... the subway of love!
sheera: "Kind of a heroin addict." Nice sugar-coating, Peter. *g*
tinheart: "Overpopulation, drought, famine, terrorism." Awwww... such sweet pillow talk.
sheera: I KNOW, RIGHT? SEE WHAT I MEAN ABOUT MOHINDER? Talking science is his foreplay.
tinheart: "Cheap knock-offs of our fathers." OMG THAT WAS SO SHIPPY.
sheera: AND THAT'S EVEN BEFORE THE ADVERTISEMENT OF LUUUURVE.
[4:38 AM]
tinheart: O_O
sheera: I KNOW RIGHT?
tinheart: GO JESSICA!
sheera: Guuuuuh. Jessica being scary is weirdly hot.
tinheart: In defense of Micah? Fuck yeah.
[4:40 AM]
tinheart: POSTER!
sheera: HAHAHA THE SIGN OF LOVE. It speaks wisely.
sheera: I. love. the. way. Peter. says. Mohinder's. name.
sheera: I think I have a Mohinder-name kink. g
tinheart: HE HAS A FUCKING AWESOME NAME.
sheera: I SO WANT TO WRITE FIC ABOUT EVERYONE SEXY SAYING IT.
[4:42 AM]
tinheart: Get him Claire. GET HIM GOOD!
sheera: Goddamn. Claire plays this well.
tinheart: She does. Oooh… her driving. GO CLAIRE GO DO IT DO IT!
sheera: God, this fucker.
tinheart: He's asking for it. He'll do it again. KILL HIM! YEEEEEESSSS! God, that was satisfying. Okay, I think I love Claire a little bit.
sheera: Me too! She is very much a teenager at times, but she's also awesome at others.
[4:44 AM]
sheera: Peter should try to kiss Mohinder unfrozen. *g*
tinheart: It works in the fairy tales. SLEEP WITH MOHINDER, SAVE THE WORLD!
sheera: HI FUTURE!HOTTIE HIRO.
sheera: HAAAA YES. Hiro should give him a list:
a) watch Mohinder run.
b) be overcome by desire to have mad monkey sex with him.
c) do so, while saying Mohinder's name repeatedly.
tinheart: OMG THE BEST PART ABOUT SEX BETWEEN THEM WOULD BE THE REPEATED NAMECALLING.
sheera: WOULDN'T IT? IT WOULD BE LIKE THE DIRTYTALK TO END ALL DIRTYTALK EVAAAAAAAAR.
tinheart: He repeated, breathless, over and over. Like a mantra, like a prayer. The volume would change, the emphasis, but always the same word. "Mohinder Mohinder Mohinder."
sheera: O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O
[4:45 AM]
tinheart: Yeah, okay, I'm shipping them now. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.
sheera: :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
sheera: THE CANON. IT CANNOT BE DENIED.
tinheart: And nothing gets me more than canon. NOTHING. Okay, now I need Peter to kick Sylar's ass. *L*
sheera: \o/
sheera: See how patient I was with you? All this time I wanted to scream BUT PETER/MOHINDER, MY LOVE, PETER/MOHINDER.
tinheart: You were heroically patient, Sheera-sama. You deserve a slashy sword.
sheera: I mean, not that Mylar doesn't have its great moments.
sheera: BUT PETER/MOHINDER, MAN. PETER AND MOTHERFUCKING MOHINDER.
tinheart: *L* I knoooooooow. OMG.
sheera: Plus Sylar can be a dumb sometimes.
tinheart: He can. Sadly. It ruins it a bit.
sheera: AND PETER IS AN ADORABLE WOOBIE WHO MOHINDER WANTS TO HEEEELP AND COMFORT AND LOOOOOOVE. And listen to say his name, over and over OMG THAT WAS THE HOTTEST THING EVER YOU WROTE EVER.
tinheart: AND THEY HAVE DADDY ISSUES.
sheera: "Cheap knock-offs." !!
tinheart: AND THEY WANT TO SAVE THE WOOOOOOORLD!
sheera: AND THEY'RE SO FUCKING PRETTY IT BREAKS ME!
[4:46 AM]
tinheart: Eden ships them, too. AND SHE CAN MAKE PEOPLE DO THINGS.
sheera: I need them to meet in S2. I need them to meet SO BADLY I CAN TASTE IT.
tinheart: "Call him." And the way she says it, it makes perfect sense.
sheera: OMG O_O
sheera: THAT PLOT BUNNY. THAT IS AMAZING. SHE COULD WAAAATCH AND THAT WOULD BE WEIRDLY HOT.
tinheart: *L* And make suggestions. In that... way... she does.
sheera: O_O THE NAUGHTY THINGS SHE COULD MAKE THEM DO.
tinheart: "Don't mind me boys... just forget I'm here."
sheera: "Now, Peter... don't be afraid. Say Mohinder's name. And Mohinder? Speak Spanish."
tinheart: YES HOLY FUCKING GOD.
sheera: nnnnnnnnnghDEAD.
tinheart: Okay, maybe I wouldn't go whole-hog on this. But I'm not above having her play persuasive matchmaker.
[4:54 AM]
tinheart: Having seen FYG before anything else that ONE MOMENT SPOKE SO MUCH.
sheera: SO GOOD.
tinheart: I REALLY BELIEVE THEY DID A TAKE WHERE THEY KISS!
sheera: ME TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
tinheart: Mohinder so hadn't seen Peter in forever... maybe didn't even know he was alive. And Peter probably wasn't happy with Mohinder hanging off his brother's arm all these years.
sheera: Ooooh, so true.
tinheart: Because Future!Peter is the angsty jealous type.
sheera: God, I can't wait for us to get to FYG. We may explode our monitors with squee.
tinheart: FYG CONFIRMS SO MUCH GAY.
sheera: SO MUCH. I haven't tried to write any of it yet, oddly. I think I'm waiting for me re-watch.
tinheart: YOU SHOULD. COME ON, WHAT WOULD PETER DO IF HE WON THAT FIGHT AND IT WAS ONLY HIM AND MOHINDER LEFT?
sheera: O_O
sheera: HOMG. THE REUNION POOOOORN.
tinheart: ANGSTY DARK FUTURE FINDING HAPPINESS IN EACH OTHER'S ARMS!
sheera: *BANGS USELESSLY ON KEYBOARD* SQUEE CANNOT BE TEXTUALLY RENDERED.
[4:58 AM]
tinheart: *L* I am so going to write lead-up to a cab scene sex, where future!Peter is demanding future!Hiro teach him how to use the power, and Hiro soooo knowing that he wants to go back and hook up with Mohinder and worried about the space/time continuum. (And maybe a little jealous he can't go back and do the same thing with Ando.) And yeah, it's not the same as porn, but I like lead-up.
sheera: !!!!!!!!!!!
sheera: YOU. YOU HAVE OFFICIALLY WON THE HEROES FANDOM. WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE IT DELIVERED?
tinheart: Yay! RIGHT INTO MY COMPUTER, BABY.
sheera: IT'S WRAPPED IN A BOW OF SWEATY!RUNNING!MOHINDER.
tinheart: YEEEEEEES!
sheera: AND TOPPED WITH SOME ANDO REALIZING HIS DISPLACED GAYLOVE FOR HIRO.
tinheart: He can't do the bouncy hug with Nikki, she's too tall.
sheera: LOL. That is definitely an image. *g*
tinheart: And besides, like I said, she's too obvious. "I like girls, STATUESQE PICTURE PERFECT WOMEN."
sheera: "SEE? LOOK HOW WOMANLY SHE IS."
tinheart: Overcompensation.
[5:01 AM]
sheera: Hee, I want to write a ficlet where he's trying to jack-off to watching Niki and can't figure out why he keeps closing his eyes at all the important junctures. WHO COULD HE BE THINKING ABOUT PRAY TELL?
tinheart: LMAO OMG SOOOOO GOOD! Well, he never has Nikki reveal it all. He fails at being a pervert.
sheera: EXACTLY. THE ONE TIME HE TRIES? GUESS WHAT HAPPENS.
tinheart: ??
sheera: An image of Hiro pops into his head at the critical moment, of course.
tinheart: AAAAAAH!
sheera: SEE? LET IT NEVER BE SAID I NEVER GAVE YOU ANYTHING GOOD!
sheera: I'M JUST THROWING OUT THE ANDO/HIRO BUNNIES LEFT AND RIGHT HERE.
tinheart: YOU GIVE GOOD GIRL. THE CRACK OF HEROES RUNS THROUGH MY VEINS AND I CAN SEE THROUGH TIME!
[ 1x03: One Giant Leap ]
[3:09 AM]
tinheart: Awww, new Mohinder accent.
sheera: *waves goodbye to the old one*
sheera: "Makes demands in exchange for singularity." I love that sentence. Or maybe just the way Mohinder says it.
tinheart: "It may seem cruel, but the goal is nothing short of self-preservation, survival." What, is he reading Sylar's diary?
[3:10 AM]
sheera: Ugh, I *wish* Claire didn't like the quarterback.
sheera: Ahahahah NOAH. ADVISING HER TO DATE NERDS.
tinheart: Okay, I love him LIKE WHOA.
tinheart: He's a Claire/Zach shipper.
sheera: HE SO IS.
tinheart: "It worked out very well for your mother." And he considers himself a nerd. A SECRET AGENT NERD!
sheera: SECRET AGENT NEEEERD MAN.
[3:12 AM]
[Hiro interrupts Ando watching Niki on the internet, eager to show him the Ninth Wonders comic book he brought back]
tinheart: *L* Ando's still trying so hard to be straight.
sheera: And of course Hiro interrupts. Niki's so the other woman in this relationship.
tinheart: Hiro, flip to the page where you guys have sex.
sheera: YOU KNOW ISAAC DREW THAT AT SOME POINT. And, oooh, Hiro getting heated with Ando. I likes.
tinheart: I know. He's so excitable.
sheera: He's a man of high passions.
tinheart: Oh, come on, Ando. You're right there. IF THAT ISN'T PROOF. How can he refuse Hiro now? LOOK HOW WORKED UP HE IS!
sheera: Seriously. Refusing a worked-up Hiro is akin trying to KICKING A PUPPY IN THE FACE.
[3:13 AM]
sheera: Hello, Peter wide arm-spread of destiny.
tinheart: Nooooooo Peter! Start smaller!
tinheart: *L* Nevermind.
sheera: HE LISTENED TO YOU.
[3:14 AM]
sheera: "Yes, it does." This bodyguard or whatever guy wants Nathan. Like whoa.
tinheart: "I'll go with red." THEN WHY ASK PETER?
sheera: Nathan's one of those people. He asks your opinion just so he can disagree with it.
[3:16 AM]
tinheart: Ooooooh.
sheera: GUUUUUUH. HOW SO HOT? SWEATY!MOHINDER IS MY GOD. Especially sweaty!Mohinder in that TANK TOP.
tinheart: May your apartment *never* have air conditioning!
sheera: BEST. PRAYER. EVER.
sheera: Isn't that like the third time he's called Eden "kind"?
tinheart: *L* Yes.
tinheart: I think that's his way of avoiding anything slightly less flattering. "You're sweet... why do you keep mentioning what my father thought of you? Were you two... you know...?"
sheera: And soooo awkward when Eden tries to hit on him. See how he immediately looks away and starts talking about Noah. *g* Coincidence? I THINK NOT.
[3:17 AM]
sheera: Ouchies. Throwing laptops is not a good way of getting them to work.
tinheart: Ouch. o_O
sheera: Conveniently placed plot device, ahoy!
tinheart: Last time I checked, you couldn't fit books into laptops. There isn't room... what with all the working parts.
sheera: Yeah, you'd think. But they needed some way to get Mohinder to stalk Sylar, I guess.
[3:21 AM]
tinheart: Simone's right. These wouldn't sell in a gallery. "Cheerleader walking down hall in bad Anime style." Well, okay, the mural of the explosion is good. But she can't sell the floor.
[3:23 AM]
tinheart: Hiro, just kiss him. It'll be easier.
tinheart: …Okay, but they caused the accident by trying to stop it. Adding all sorts of complications to this business.
tinheart: !!!
sheera: I KNOW.
tinheart: BOUNCING! THEY ARE SO CUTE!
sheera: BOUNCY HUGGING. <3
tinheart: Okay, yeah, I'm hopeless.
sheera: Brokeback has a dozy embrace. These two have a bouncy embrace.
tinheart: Hiro/Ando has Sylared my brain.
[3:32 AM]
sheera: "A hero doesn't run from his destiny." Oh, Hiro. You are just a box full of aphorisms.
[3:35 AM]
sheera: This quarterback's a fucking punk.
tinheart: Wow... stalkery.
sheera: SHE HAS ISSUES WITH STALKERS.
tinheart: He could give West pointers.
sheera: This guy/west would be the most ANNOYING SLASH IN THE WORLD, because I'd WANT THEM BOTH TO DIE.
tinheart: *L* What, this guy tries to rape West, and he flies off?
sheera: AHAHAHAHAHA. yeah, romantic, huh? *g*
tinheart: Indeed. A match made in heaven.
[3:39 AM]
tinheart: "Don't hurt yourself"? What a fucking ass.
O_O
O_O
How did she survive a day without these powers? She broke her neck on the field, and now this. Girl gets hurt a lot.
sheera: I KNOW. IT'S RIDICULOUS. They hurt women a lot on this show. Well… except Jessica, who kills everyone. *g*
[3:41 AM]
sheera: Peter looks so much better shaven.
sheera: Oooh, emo confession to Simone time.
tinheart: WRONG DESTINY, PETER! YOUR DESTINY IS IN THE CAB!
sheera: Heeee. I COULD GO FOR SIMONE/PETER/MOHINDER IN A BIG WAY.
[3:44 AM]
tinheart: *L* Subtle product placement there with the Nissan.
sheera: Seeeeriously.
tinheart: HAHAHAHA, HIRO'S DESTINY FACE!
tinheart: Still trying to be straight.
sheera: OMG THAT IS HIS DESTINY FACE. Look at that smile!
tinheart: Destiny: code for gay.
[3:48 AM]
sheera: Highly undeveloped het romance ahoy!
tinheart: Ouch, poor Isaac. Okay, I've said it before... I'll say it again. His power? The worst. Notice he never paints happy things? New York blowing up, his girlfriend with someone else...
1x04: Collision
[4:03 AM]
sheera: Hi voiceover. I love you.
tinheart: Ooooh. That's promising. Destiny = code for gay.
sheera: I have this theory about Ando using his attraction to Niki as an outlet for his attraction to Hiro. YOU APPROVE Y/Y?
tinheart: It would make sense. Ando was the one trying to be normal.
tinheart: HE WANTS TO BE NORMAL.
sheera: HE DOES.
sheera: NIKI=NORMAL, HIRO=NOT. THUS, NIKI=HIRO. It's scientifically sound.
tinheart: And Niki is over the top normal. Like, yeah, sure, you're a heterosexual because you like Niki.
[4:04 AM]
tinheart: *L* Organization that has initials.
sheera: Seeecret agent dork man!
tinheart: …is Noah flirting?
sheera: OOOH HE SO IS. NOAH FLIRTS WITH EVERYONE. HE IS SECRET AGENT SEXXX MAN.
tinheart: NOAH LIKES SPECIAL PEOPLE.
sheera: HE DOES. HE HAS A HARD SPOT IN HIS PANTS FOR THEM.
tinheart: OOOOOOH. HOLY SHIT MATT BEAT THE HATIAN! AND WHY WAS NOAH THINKING OF CLAIRE?
sheera: Oooh, he does. Come to think of it, I don't think anyone else manages that. o_O
tinheart: GO MATT!
[4:06 AM]
tinheart: *L* Useful Ando.
sheera: ANDO TEACHING HIRO ENGLISH = GREAT SLASHY SET UP.
tinheart: OMG YES THIS LANGUAGE DIVIDE COULD BE HOT!
sheera: COULDN'T IT?
[4:07 AM]
tinheart: Eeeeeeeeeeeeew.
sheera: Geeeeee-ross. That's more of Claire than I ever needed to see.
tinheart: Accidental homicide. What an interesting concept.
sheera: Yeah, isn't that called manslaughter? o_O
tinheart: I thought so.
tinheart: Eeeeeew.... I'd have screamed if it were my chest cut open like that.
sheera: Ummmm yeah. And if were that lady? I'd be screaming right about then, too, considering my dead body JUST UP AND WALKED AWAY.
[4:17 AM]
tinheart: Poor Mohinder. :(
sheera: BUT GUESS WHO'S KNOCKING. THAT WOULD BE DESTINY.
tinheart: OMG IT'S THE SEX DELIVERY!
sheera: HIIIII DESTINY, THY NAME IS PETER.
[4:19 AM]
sheera: …time traveling sure looks a lot like constipation to the untrained eye.
sheera: Oh, Hiro, so adorable. Being a naughty boy! And then being a good one!
tinheart: SAVE THE MARTINI, SAVE THE WORLD!
tinheart: He took the olive!
sheera: So coy, so cute.
tinheart: He is so coy!
tinheart: *L* Oh Ando.
sheera: Damn, look at Ando, all up on Hiro.
tinheart: No fair. He knows Hiro's weakness.
sheera: Yep. He knows physical contact convinces Hiro.
tinheart: AND USES IT AGAINST HIM.
[4:21 AM]
sheera: So these two just slept together, yes?
tinheart: This girl that Niki tells everything to? Trusts with her son? I think so.
sheera: Mmhmmmm.
sheera: "Sorry, Micah, we can't play Scrabble just now, this is lesbian hour."
tinheart: Oooooh. She's complaining about the lack of sex!
sheera: She's not very subtly hinthintnudgenudging Niki. *g*
[4:23 AM]
tinheart: "Don't you want to at least follow the smoke and see if there's a fire?" Ooooh... Eden is a Mohinder/Peter shipper!
sheera: SHE IS. SHE KNOWS DESTINY WHEN SHE SEES IT.
[4:24 AM]
sheera: Oooooh, bitchy!Mohinder.
tinheart: Awww... Mohinder being skeptical doesn't suit him.
sheera: He's all disillusioned right now.
tinheart: Ouch.
sheera: Poor guy :(
tinheart: Okay, never mind, this is why he's pissy. This morning his father wasn't on the table.
[4:29 AM]
tinheart: Oooh... the subway of love!
sheera: "Kind of a heroin addict." Nice sugar-coating, Peter. *g*
tinheart: "Overpopulation, drought, famine, terrorism." Awwww... such sweet pillow talk.
sheera: I KNOW, RIGHT? SEE WHAT I MEAN ABOUT MOHINDER? Talking science is his foreplay.
tinheart: "Cheap knock-offs of our fathers." OMG THAT WAS SO SHIPPY.
sheera: AND THAT'S EVEN BEFORE THE ADVERTISEMENT OF LUUUURVE.
[4:38 AM]
tinheart: O_O
sheera: I KNOW RIGHT?
tinheart: GO JESSICA!
sheera: Guuuuuh. Jessica being scary is weirdly hot.
tinheart: In defense of Micah? Fuck yeah.
[4:40 AM]
tinheart: POSTER!
sheera: HAHAHA THE SIGN OF LOVE. It speaks wisely.
sheera: I. love. the. way. Peter. says. Mohinder's. name.
sheera: I think I have a Mohinder-name kink. g
tinheart: HE HAS A FUCKING AWESOME NAME.
sheera: I SO WANT TO WRITE FIC ABOUT EVERYONE SEXY SAYING IT.
[4:42 AM]
tinheart: Get him Claire. GET HIM GOOD!
sheera: Goddamn. Claire plays this well.
tinheart: She does. Oooh… her driving. GO CLAIRE GO DO IT DO IT!
sheera: God, this fucker.
tinheart: He's asking for it. He'll do it again. KILL HIM! YEEEEEESSSS! God, that was satisfying. Okay, I think I love Claire a little bit.
sheera: Me too! She is very much a teenager at times, but she's also awesome at others.
[4:44 AM]
sheera: Peter should try to kiss Mohinder unfrozen. *g*
tinheart: It works in the fairy tales. SLEEP WITH MOHINDER, SAVE THE WORLD!
sheera: HI FUTURE!HOTTIE HIRO.
sheera: HAAAA YES. Hiro should give him a list:
a) watch Mohinder run.
b) be overcome by desire to have mad monkey sex with him.
c) do so, while saying Mohinder's name repeatedly.
tinheart: OMG THE BEST PART ABOUT SEX BETWEEN THEM WOULD BE THE REPEATED NAMECALLING.
sheera: WOULDN'T IT? IT WOULD BE LIKE THE DIRTYTALK TO END ALL DIRTYTALK EVAAAAAAAAR.
tinheart: He repeated, breathless, over and over. Like a mantra, like a prayer. The volume would change, the emphasis, but always the same word. "Mohinder Mohinder Mohinder."
sheera: O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O
[4:45 AM]
tinheart: Yeah, okay, I'm shipping them now. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.
sheera: :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
sheera: THE CANON. IT CANNOT BE DENIED.
tinheart: And nothing gets me more than canon. NOTHING. Okay, now I need Peter to kick Sylar's ass. *L*
sheera: \o/
sheera: See how patient I was with you? All this time I wanted to scream BUT PETER/MOHINDER, MY LOVE, PETER/MOHINDER.
tinheart: You were heroically patient, Sheera-sama. You deserve a slashy sword.
sheera: I mean, not that Mylar doesn't have its great moments.
sheera: BUT PETER/MOHINDER, MAN. PETER AND MOTHERFUCKING MOHINDER.
tinheart: *L* I knoooooooow. OMG.
sheera: Plus Sylar can be a dumb sometimes.
tinheart: He can. Sadly. It ruins it a bit.
sheera: AND PETER IS AN ADORABLE WOOBIE WHO MOHINDER WANTS TO HEEEELP AND COMFORT AND LOOOOOOVE. And listen to say his name, over and over OMG THAT WAS THE HOTTEST THING EVER YOU WROTE EVER.
tinheart: AND THEY HAVE DADDY ISSUES.
sheera: "Cheap knock-offs." !!
tinheart: AND THEY WANT TO SAVE THE WOOOOOOORLD!
sheera: AND THEY'RE SO FUCKING PRETTY IT BREAKS ME!
[4:46 AM]
tinheart: Eden ships them, too. AND SHE CAN MAKE PEOPLE DO THINGS.
sheera: I need them to meet in S2. I need them to meet SO BADLY I CAN TASTE IT.
tinheart: "Call him." And the way she says it, it makes perfect sense.
sheera: OMG O_O
sheera: THAT PLOT BUNNY. THAT IS AMAZING. SHE COULD WAAAATCH AND THAT WOULD BE WEIRDLY HOT.
tinheart: *L* And make suggestions. In that... way... she does.
sheera: O_O THE NAUGHTY THINGS SHE COULD MAKE THEM DO.
tinheart: "Don't mind me boys... just forget I'm here."
sheera: "Now, Peter... don't be afraid. Say Mohinder's name. And Mohinder? Speak Spanish."
tinheart: YES HOLY FUCKING GOD.
sheera: nnnnnnnnnghDEAD.
tinheart: Okay, maybe I wouldn't go whole-hog on this. But I'm not above having her play persuasive matchmaker.
[4:54 AM]
tinheart: Having seen FYG before anything else that ONE MOMENT SPOKE SO MUCH.
sheera: SO GOOD.
tinheart: I REALLY BELIEVE THEY DID A TAKE WHERE THEY KISS!
sheera: ME TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
tinheart: Mohinder so hadn't seen Peter in forever... maybe didn't even know he was alive. And Peter probably wasn't happy with Mohinder hanging off his brother's arm all these years.
sheera: Ooooh, so true.
tinheart: Because Future!Peter is the angsty jealous type.
sheera: God, I can't wait for us to get to FYG. We may explode our monitors with squee.
tinheart: FYG CONFIRMS SO MUCH GAY.
sheera: SO MUCH. I haven't tried to write any of it yet, oddly. I think I'm waiting for me re-watch.
tinheart: YOU SHOULD. COME ON, WHAT WOULD PETER DO IF HE WON THAT FIGHT AND IT WAS ONLY HIM AND MOHINDER LEFT?
sheera: O_O
sheera: HOMG. THE REUNION POOOOORN.
tinheart: ANGSTY DARK FUTURE FINDING HAPPINESS IN EACH OTHER'S ARMS!
sheera: *BANGS USELESSLY ON KEYBOARD* SQUEE CANNOT BE TEXTUALLY RENDERED.
[4:58 AM]
tinheart: *L* I am so going to write lead-up to a cab scene sex, where future!Peter is demanding future!Hiro teach him how to use the power, and Hiro soooo knowing that he wants to go back and hook up with Mohinder and worried about the space/time continuum. (And maybe a little jealous he can't go back and do the same thing with Ando.) And yeah, it's not the same as porn, but I like lead-up.
sheera: !!!!!!!!!!!
sheera: YOU. YOU HAVE OFFICIALLY WON THE HEROES FANDOM. WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE IT DELIVERED?
tinheart: Yay! RIGHT INTO MY COMPUTER, BABY.
sheera: IT'S WRAPPED IN A BOW OF SWEATY!RUNNING!MOHINDER.
tinheart: YEEEEEEES!
sheera: AND TOPPED WITH SOME ANDO REALIZING HIS DISPLACED GAYLOVE FOR HIRO.
tinheart: He can't do the bouncy hug with Nikki, she's too tall.
sheera: LOL. That is definitely an image. *g*
tinheart: And besides, like I said, she's too obvious. "I like girls, STATUESQE PICTURE PERFECT WOMEN."
sheera: "SEE? LOOK HOW WOMANLY SHE IS."
tinheart: Overcompensation.
[5:01 AM]
sheera: Hee, I want to write a ficlet where he's trying to jack-off to watching Niki and can't figure out why he keeps closing his eyes at all the important junctures. WHO COULD HE BE THINKING ABOUT PRAY TELL?
tinheart: LMAO OMG SOOOOO GOOD! Well, he never has Nikki reveal it all. He fails at being a pervert.
sheera: EXACTLY. THE ONE TIME HE TRIES? GUESS WHAT HAPPENS.
tinheart: ??
sheera: An image of Hiro pops into his head at the critical moment, of course.
tinheart: AAAAAAH!
sheera: SEE? LET IT NEVER BE SAID I NEVER GAVE YOU ANYTHING GOOD!
sheera: I'M JUST THROWING OUT THE ANDO/HIRO BUNNIES LEFT AND RIGHT HERE.
tinheart: YOU GIVE GOOD GIRL. THE CRACK OF HEROES RUNS THROUGH MY VEINS AND I CAN SEE THROUGH TIME!