[Picspams] I Like to Slash/OT3 Bad Movies/TV
Note to self: tagging this with "The Chronicle" because some of these movies feature Chronicle cast members.
It must be a way to keep myself from bored while watching bad media. That’s my excuse and I’m sticking to it.
As to why I feel the need to share my pain with my friendslist, well, I think mainly because I’m evil, and if you guys ever watch this media, I want you to be thinking about my pairings and then write me fic about them. :D
Warning: this post contains much picspammage, slash, embedded vids, and some gratuitous capslock. Or maybe a lot of gratuitous capslock.
[ 2 Fast 2 Furious ] - Brian/Roman
Oh. My. God. Did you people SEE the way they introduced Roman? There was wrestling! Legs wrapping around torsos! They were pretty much determined to have themselves some hot sex right there on the ground, but my theory is they had to keep their clothes on to maintain the PG-13 movie. I almost made some comments along these lines out loud while I was watching, actually, but then I remembered I was at work. :p
Unfortunately, everyone else seems to write Brian/Dom, which I’m sure if I saw the first movie I would see it more, but... *sadface*. I want Brian/Roman. And they’re old friends which leaves them WIDE OPEN (hello, double entendre) for all sorts of flashback-slash, too.
And, if you missed seeing this movie (good for you), a lovely person on YouTube put all the slashy scenes together. OH THE WRESTLING. *dies*
AAAAH I THINK MY PANTIES ACTUALLY EXPLODED AT THAT LAST CAP. What’s sad is I’m considering renting the movie mainly to cap this scene. *hangs head in shame*
[ The Scorpion King ] - Mathayus/Comic Relief Dude and Memnon/Takmet
DON’T JUDGE ME. I watched it for Kelly Hu, yes, I will admit it. But the gayness of Mathayus and comic relief guy (oh, okay, according to IMDB.com his name is Arpid) sort of overwhelmed me.
I’m sure you can guess whose head he’s petting so fondly, there. Granted, he *had* just punched him-but I think for The Rock that’s just his version of foreplay.
And again... with the head stroking.
The very happy looking head stroking. Just look at that expression on his face. It’s almost indecent.
This time he dumped a bucket full of water on Arpid’s head as foreplay. Quite pleased with himself, isn’t he? I THINK HE HAS AN OBSESSION WITH ARPID’S HEAD.
Here, he’s entrusting Arpid to guard his most prized possession: his camel. Yes, you heard me, HIS CAMEL.
As a matter of fact, by how much Mathayus values his camel, this is almost like a marriage proposal.
Kelly’s just chilling in the background while he checks Arpid out.
This, by far: slashiest moment in the movie. I’m sure you can see why.
“Oh, good, you’re awake! Now we make out, yes?”
Not slashy, but I just thought this was cute. And the chick=le hot. She and Kelly Hu should get it on.
Memnon/Takmet didn’t have too many moments.
This is Memnon, the villain. He’s just kind of slashy in general, as you can see here.
Memnon/Takmet yup.
And even more so. I bet these two would have some freaky ass sex.
And yet I still think the three best characters in this film (in order) were: the camel, the urchin, and the inventor.
[ Nothing Too Good for a Cowboy ] - Pan/Richmond/Gloria and Ed/Tommy/Kit
Um, okay, another film I watched for someone specific-in this case, Chad Willet. If you like your romances rushed and full o’ drama, this movie is for you. I typically don’t, but... I think Chad Willet is pretty. And this movie had not one, but TWO great OT3s in it. I’m a sucker for OT3s, and for girls in cowboy boots, and for girls dressed as boys, and this movie just delivered for me all around.
Pan and Rich are old friends, and with Gloria (played by Sarah Chalke) thrown into the mix, it makes things awkward. Pan goes so far as to KEEP OPENING THE DOOR on Rich and Gloria while they’re trying to get down with their carnal selves in the barn. It’s like he’s practically begging to be let in on the fun. And prior to that, Gloria, supposedly as a way to get him out the room so that she and Rich can have it all to themselves, starts taking off her clothes with him right there. Obvious much?
This is Chad Willet, who played Rich. Isn’t he just the cutest thing? I wish I could have gotten a good cap of his smile, which is really what gets me about him; when he grins, it really lights up his whole face.
Oh, and actually, I just remember that I hetslashed Rich with this girl, who’s Gloria’s friend. Isn’t she pretty? I wish she and Gloria would have just double-teamed Rich.
From left to right: Rich, Pan, and Gloria. Unfortunately this threesome doesn’t cap very well; you kind of need to see them in action, especially when they’re bickering.
Like here.
And here, where Pan is essentially asking Rich: “Your wife is sitting here stripping right in front of me and you’re not going to do anything about it?” THAT’S A VERY GOOD QUESTION.
A scene from the end when the three of them are about to get into a wrestling match over who owns Rich’s heart. I mean, er. What was this movie about again?
Ed/Tommy (played by Ryan Gosling)/Kit are just adorable. Every scene with them in it has them horsing around and being cute youngins. I’d so love to see a fic where Ed and Tommy find out about Kit’s girlhood and how that discovery leads to an immediate threesome. *g* After they’re grown up, naturally; the age they are in the movie I don’t think they’d be mature enough for that.
Left to right: Tommy, Kit, and Ed.
I ♥ Kit. She does the tough-boy routine very well, while still being ADORABLE.
Our first introduction to Ed and Tommy where they’re trying to get hired and they act like a married couple, with Tommy accidentally revealing Ed’s age.
But he adores Ed so.
And if the way he’s sitting in this shot isn’t a blatant invitation to Ed to GIT ON OVER HERE, I just don’t know what is.
And, as a random bonus, there’s this guy:
Yuuuuum.
[ She-Creature ] - Lille/Mermaid
I already squeed about this movie once here. Mmmmmm Carla Cugino. This is one of those films that I didn’t need to wear my slash-colored glasses for; the femmeslash was already there, just waiting to be savored. But, really, how can I resist the temptation to post more pretty caps of these two?
There’s also an embedded clip of my favorite scene behind the cut.
Let’s start off with this scene where Lillie is being possessed by the mermaid. WHILE SHE’S HAVING SEX. WITH HER FIANCE.
Yes, you read that right.
Mmmmm. Isn’t Carla Cugino tasty?
She really doesn’t look all that unhappy about this whole possession business, if you ask me.
...lips. *dies* Sorry, were we talking about something?
Oh, right. That would be the mermaid making her eyes red.
And here’s the mermaid herself-and she does stay topless for most of the movie. If you were curious.
My favorite Lillie/Mermaid moment:
(more clips here)
NOW DO YOU SEE WHY I WANT PORN?
[ Mortal Kombat ] - Johnny/Liu/Sonya
I don’t have much to say to this one. Except that I love how Liu walks around shirtless for most of this movie. TASTY.
[ The Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood ] - Vivian (Ashley Judd)/Every eligible female
Ooooookay. Are you noticing a trend with these bad movies? I have a tendency to watch movies for actresses/actors I like. BUT. I didn’t realize Ashley Judd was in this film until I watched it-but as soon as I saw her, my femmeslash radar started going off like crazy. Like the scene when Genevieve came up behind her and slung her arms around Vivi’s shoulders? It really only got worse from there.
Is this Teensy? I kept getting their younger personas mixed up. Whoever it is, you can tell she likes the view she’s getting: right down the front of Vivi’s bathing suit.
This is Wiletta. Isn’t she pretty? God, when she looked into the mirror and declared herself in Hell for being forced to wear that French Maid’s outfit (among other things), I nearly busted a gut laughing. And she stays with Vivi all through her life, IMO, out of loyalty.
This picture alone makes me want to OTP Genevieve/Vivi. It’s a tie between Genevieve and Teensy.
The gang, and two of ’em are gettin’ nekkid. I HIGHLY APPROVE.
So does Teensy. You can tell she’s very excited at the prospect of Ya-Ya breasts.
And there they are! Whee!
Eye contact while shirtless = gay.
Teensy being overjoyed at seeing Vivi’s boobs = also gay.
*basks in the pretty*
And here’s the whole OT4. SLEEPING TOGETHER. (Or, well, about to sleep together.) Because apparently having a sleepover means four people to a twin bed. Who knew?
This is a scene that was cut from the movie, dammit. I wish it hadn’t been, because it features this fantastic femmeslash pairing and a HILARIOUS Genevieve moment. Anyway. Vivi has been sent to a convent school and gets very, very ill; and guess who nurses her back to health?
If you guessed a young, single, highly eligible and gorgeous nun, you get the prize! Vivi/Sister Solange for the WIN.
...anyway. THAT’S ENOUGH OF THAT. My God, I do go on.
It must be a way to keep myself from bored while watching bad media. That’s my excuse and I’m sticking to it.
As to why I feel the need to share my pain with my friendslist, well, I think mainly because I’m evil, and if you guys ever watch this media, I want you to be thinking about my pairings and then write me fic about them. :D
Warning: this post contains much picspammage, slash, embedded vids, and some gratuitous capslock. Or maybe a lot of gratuitous capslock.
[ 2 Fast 2 Furious ] - Brian/Roman
Oh. My. God. Did you people SEE the way they introduced Roman? There was wrestling! Legs wrapping around torsos! They were pretty much determined to have themselves some hot sex right there on the ground, but my theory is they had to keep their clothes on to maintain the PG-13 movie. I almost made some comments along these lines out loud while I was watching, actually, but then I remembered I was at work. :p
Unfortunately, everyone else seems to write Brian/Dom, which I’m sure if I saw the first movie I would see it more, but... *sadface*. I want Brian/Roman. And they’re old friends which leaves them WIDE OPEN (hello, double entendre) for all sorts of flashback-slash, too.
And, if you missed seeing this movie (good for you), a lovely person on YouTube put all the slashy scenes together. OH THE WRESTLING. *dies*
Click to view AAAAH I THINK MY PANTIES ACTUALLY EXPLODED AT THAT LAST CAP. What’s sad is I’m considering renting the movie mainly to cap this scene. *hangs head in shame*
[ The Scorpion King ] - Mathayus/Comic Relief Dude and Memnon/Takmet
DON’T JUDGE ME. I watched it for Kelly Hu, yes, I will admit it. But the gayness of Mathayus and comic relief guy (oh, okay, according to IMDB.com his name is Arpid) sort of overwhelmed me.
I’m sure you can guess whose head he’s petting so fondly, there. Granted, he *had* just punched him-but I think for The Rock that’s just his version of foreplay.
And again... with the head stroking.
The very happy looking head stroking. Just look at that expression on his face. It’s almost indecent.
This time he dumped a bucket full of water on Arpid’s head as foreplay. Quite pleased with himself, isn’t he? I THINK HE HAS AN OBSESSION WITH ARPID’S HEAD.
Here, he’s entrusting Arpid to guard his most prized possession: his camel. Yes, you heard me, HIS CAMEL.
As a matter of fact, by how much Mathayus values his camel, this is almost like a marriage proposal.
Kelly’s just chilling in the background while he checks Arpid out.
This, by far: slashiest moment in the movie. I’m sure you can see why.
“Oh, good, you’re awake! Now we make out, yes?”
Not slashy, but I just thought this was cute. And the chick=le hot. She and Kelly Hu should get it on.
Memnon/Takmet didn’t have too many moments.
This is Memnon, the villain. He’s just kind of slashy in general, as you can see here.
Memnon/Takmet yup.
And even more so. I bet these two would have some freaky ass sex.
And yet I still think the three best characters in this film (in order) were: the camel, the urchin, and the inventor.
[ Nothing Too Good for a Cowboy ] - Pan/Richmond/Gloria and Ed/Tommy/Kit
Um, okay, another film I watched for someone specific-in this case, Chad Willet. If you like your romances rushed and full o’ drama, this movie is for you. I typically don’t, but... I think Chad Willet is pretty. And this movie had not one, but TWO great OT3s in it. I’m a sucker for OT3s, and for girls in cowboy boots, and for girls dressed as boys, and this movie just delivered for me all around.
Pan and Rich are old friends, and with Gloria (played by Sarah Chalke) thrown into the mix, it makes things awkward. Pan goes so far as to KEEP OPENING THE DOOR on Rich and Gloria while they’re trying to get down with their carnal selves in the barn. It’s like he’s practically begging to be let in on the fun. And prior to that, Gloria, supposedly as a way to get him out the room so that she and Rich can have it all to themselves, starts taking off her clothes with him right there. Obvious much?
This is Chad Willet, who played Rich. Isn’t he just the cutest thing? I wish I could have gotten a good cap of his smile, which is really what gets me about him; when he grins, it really lights up his whole face.
Oh, and actually, I just remember that I hetslashed Rich with this girl, who’s Gloria’s friend. Isn’t she pretty? I wish she and Gloria would have just double-teamed Rich.
From left to right: Rich, Pan, and Gloria. Unfortunately this threesome doesn’t cap very well; you kind of need to see them in action, especially when they’re bickering.
Like here.
And here, where Pan is essentially asking Rich: “Your wife is sitting here stripping right in front of me and you’re not going to do anything about it?” THAT’S A VERY GOOD QUESTION.
A scene from the end when the three of them are about to get into a wrestling match over who owns Rich’s heart. I mean, er. What was this movie about again?
Ed/Tommy (played by Ryan Gosling)/Kit are just adorable. Every scene with them in it has them horsing around and being cute youngins. I’d so love to see a fic where Ed and Tommy find out about Kit’s girlhood and how that discovery leads to an immediate threesome. *g* After they’re grown up, naturally; the age they are in the movie I don’t think they’d be mature enough for that.
Left to right: Tommy, Kit, and Ed.
I ♥ Kit. She does the tough-boy routine very well, while still being ADORABLE.
Our first introduction to Ed and Tommy where they’re trying to get hired and they act like a married couple, with Tommy accidentally revealing Ed’s age.
But he adores Ed so.
And if the way he’s sitting in this shot isn’t a blatant invitation to Ed to GIT ON OVER HERE, I just don’t know what is.
And, as a random bonus, there’s this guy:
Yuuuuum.
[ She-Creature ] - Lille/Mermaid
I already squeed about this movie once here. Mmmmmm Carla Cugino. This is one of those films that I didn’t need to wear my slash-colored glasses for; the femmeslash was already there, just waiting to be savored. But, really, how can I resist the temptation to post more pretty caps of these two?
There’s also an embedded clip of my favorite scene behind the cut.
Let’s start off with this scene where Lillie is being possessed by the mermaid. WHILE SHE’S HAVING SEX. WITH HER FIANCE.
Yes, you read that right.
Mmmmm. Isn’t Carla Cugino tasty?
She really doesn’t look all that unhappy about this whole possession business, if you ask me.
...lips. *dies* Sorry, were we talking about something?
Oh, right. That would be the mermaid making her eyes red.
And here’s the mermaid herself-and she does stay topless for most of the movie. If you were curious.
My favorite Lillie/Mermaid moment:
(more clips here)
NOW DO YOU SEE WHY I WANT PORN?
[ Mortal Kombat ] - Johnny/Liu/Sonya
I don’t have much to say to this one. Except that I love how Liu walks around shirtless for most of this movie. TASTY.
[ The Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood ] - Vivian (Ashley Judd)/Every eligible female
Ooooookay. Are you noticing a trend with these bad movies? I have a tendency to watch movies for actresses/actors I like. BUT. I didn’t realize Ashley Judd was in this film until I watched it-but as soon as I saw her, my femmeslash radar started going off like crazy. Like the scene when Genevieve came up behind her and slung her arms around Vivi’s shoulders? It really only got worse from there.
Is this Teensy? I kept getting their younger personas mixed up. Whoever it is, you can tell she likes the view she’s getting: right down the front of Vivi’s bathing suit.
This is Wiletta. Isn’t she pretty? God, when she looked into the mirror and declared herself in Hell for being forced to wear that French Maid’s outfit (among other things), I nearly busted a gut laughing. And she stays with Vivi all through her life, IMO, out of loyalty.
This picture alone makes me want to OTP Genevieve/Vivi. It’s a tie between Genevieve and Teensy.
The gang, and two of ’em are gettin’ nekkid. I HIGHLY APPROVE.
So does Teensy. You can tell she’s very excited at the prospect of Ya-Ya breasts.
And there they are! Whee!
Eye contact while shirtless = gay.
Teensy being overjoyed at seeing Vivi’s boobs = also gay.
*basks in the pretty*
And here’s the whole OT4. SLEEPING TOGETHER. (Or, well, about to sleep together.) Because apparently having a sleepover means four people to a twin bed. Who knew?
This is a scene that was cut from the movie, dammit. I wish it hadn’t been, because it features this fantastic femmeslash pairing and a HILARIOUS Genevieve moment. Anyway. Vivi has been sent to a convent school and gets very, very ill; and guess who nurses her back to health?
If you guessed a young, single, highly eligible and gorgeous nun, you get the prize! Vivi/Sister Solange for the WIN.
...anyway. THAT’S ENOUGH OF THAT. My God, I do go on.