In which...
If you click on any of these cuts, be ye warned: herein lies much 2am low brain capacity, blatant and knowing abuse of capslock, and possibly some inside jokes that will make sense to no one else.
And, just in case it isn’t EXCESSIVELY obvious, I changed her name to protect her innocence.
NotHerRealName: AND GEORGE ROLLS HER EYES AND GOES "OH, RUBE."
NotHerRealName: OR RATHER, "SHUT THE FUCK UP, RUBE."
Sheera: AND RUBE'S ALL LIKE "EAT ANOTHER FUCKING WAFFLE, PEANUT."
NotHerRealName: Awesome :-D I like spades.
Sheera: I'm sure Rube does too ;)
NotHerRealName: OMG WE ARE SOUL MATES.
NotHerRealName: I would so eat waffles with Rube.
NotHerRealName: ...and then eat HIS waffles.
NotHerRealName: ...eww.
Sheera: DUDE I KNEW YOU'D SAY THAT
Sheera: NAUGHTY WAFFLES!
Sheera: THAT'S A POSSUM FULL OF AWESOME.
NotHerRealName: A FUCKING AWESOME POSSUM.
Sheera: Can I get a hallelujah?
Sheera: A motherfucking possum fucking full of motherfucking awesome.
NotHerRealName: DUDE. I HAVE AN IDEA.
NotHerRealName: AN AWESOME POSSUM OF AN IDEA.
Sheera: DUDE WHAT?
Sheera: POSSUM ME.
Sheera: Whoa, shit. I think that means something in Latin.
So, to give this next snippet some context, we were trying to play Scrabble on Yahoo! Games. After some mishaps on my end, and then some mishaps on her end, and then some mishaps on both our ends, we realized that things were not going well.
NotHerRealName: fuuuuck, firefox is crashed.
NotHerRealName: I have to restart.
Sheera: O_O
NotHerRealName: ....YEAH THAT WENT WELL :-D
Sheera: DUDE WE BROKE THE INTERNET
NotHerRealName: OH FUCK
NotHerRealName: WE'RE DOOMED
Sheera: THEY SHOULD CALL A MOVIE THAT
Sheera: "DUDE, WHERE'S MY INTERNET?"
NotHerRealName: THEY SHOULD
NotHerRealName: STARRING US
NotHerRealName: AND THE INTERNET
NotHerRealName: AND RUBE, AND HIS FUCKING WAFFLES.
Sheera: AND MASON! BEING DRUNK AND WANKING A KEY!
NotHerRealName: I CAN JUST HEAR THE BIG ANNOUNCER VOICE ON THE TRAILER:
NotHerRealName: SHEERA AND [HER UNNAMED FRIEND OF AWESOME] THOUGHT THEY WERE IN FOR A NICE GAME OF ONLINE SCRABBLE.
NotHerRealName: BUT FATE HAD SOMETHING ELSE IN STORE.
Sheera: SOMETHING... MISSPELLED.
Sheera: SOMETHING SO HORRIBLY MISSPELLED THAT IT BROKE NOT ONLY THE INTERNET, BUT THEIR BRAAAAAINS.
NotHerRealName: THE TRUE STORY OF HOW THE INTERNET WAS BROKEN.
NotHerRealName: AND THE TWO GIRLS WHO FOUND THE STRENGTH TO...
NotHerRealName: SOMETHING.
Sheera: SUMMER 2008. BRING YOUR DICTIONARY.
NotHerRealName: Rated R for sexuality, slash and excessive capslock.
Sheera: COULD WE BE ANY COOLER?
Sheera: COULD WE?
Sheera: I THINK NOT!
NotHerRealName: UM, CONSENSUS SAYS NO.
Sheera: FOUR OUT OF FIVE MONKEYS AGREE.
Sheera: SHEERA AND [HER UNNAMED FRIEND OF AWESOME] COULD PWN NO HARDER.
NotHerRealName: WE COULD NOT.
NotHerRealName: NOT WITHOUT BREAKING THE SKY.
NotHerRealName: AND LETTING OUT ALL THE AIR INTO SPACE.
NotHerRealName: THUS ELIMINATING THE HUMAN RACE.
NotHerRealName: SO FOR THE GOOD OF HUMANITY...
NotHerRealName: WE CANNOT BE ANY COOLER.
NotHerRealName: We should get a fucking medal.
NotHerRealName: "#1 SEXY"
Sheera: OMG.
Sheera: I WANT A TROPHY SHAPED LIKE A DILDO.
Sheera: OR, A PENIS, I GUESS. SINCE DILDOS ARE SHAPED LIKE PENISES.
Sheera: BUT, ACTUALLY, DILDOS ARE COOLER THAN PENISES. JUST SO YOU KNOW.
NotHerRealName: OMG DUDE.
NotHerRealName: THAT IS BRILLIANT
NotHerRealName: A DILDO TROPHY.
Sheera: SEX TROPHY TO THE MAXXX BABY!
NotHerRealName: TO THE MAXXX
NotHerRealName: SEE WHAT I DID THERE?
NotHerRealName: TRIPLE X?
NotHerRealName: FOR TRIPLE SEXXXY?
NotHerRealName: IT'S LIKE, DEEP.
Sheera: I THINK WE SHOULD RANDOMLY INSERT IT INTO ALL WORDS. BECAUSE OUR SEXXXYNESS PERVADES ALL.
NotHerRealName: OH FUCK YES
Sheera: LIXXXKE TXXXHIS.
NotHerRealName: EVEN WORXXXDS THAT DON'T HAVE AN X.
NotHerRealName: EXXXACTLY
Sheera: OMG WE AXXXRE SO HAXXXWT.
NotHerRealName: OMG WE ARXXXE SO HOT WE BURNXXX UP ALL THE AXXXIR AND KILL ALL THE PEOPLEXXX.
And, just in case it isn’t EXCESSIVELY obvious, I changed her name to protect her innocence.
NotHerRealName: AND GEORGE ROLLS HER EYES AND GOES "OH, RUBE."
NotHerRealName: OR RATHER, "SHUT THE FUCK UP, RUBE."
Sheera: AND RUBE'S ALL LIKE "EAT ANOTHER FUCKING WAFFLE, PEANUT."
NotHerRealName: Awesome :-D I like spades.
Sheera: I'm sure Rube does too ;)
NotHerRealName: OMG WE ARE SOUL MATES.
NotHerRealName: I would so eat waffles with Rube.
NotHerRealName: ...and then eat HIS waffles.
NotHerRealName: ...eww.
Sheera: DUDE I KNEW YOU'D SAY THAT
Sheera: NAUGHTY WAFFLES!
Sheera: THAT'S A POSSUM FULL OF AWESOME.
NotHerRealName: A FUCKING AWESOME POSSUM.
Sheera: Can I get a hallelujah?
Sheera: A motherfucking possum fucking full of motherfucking awesome.
NotHerRealName: DUDE. I HAVE AN IDEA.
NotHerRealName: AN AWESOME POSSUM OF AN IDEA.
Sheera: DUDE WHAT?
Sheera: POSSUM ME.
Sheera: Whoa, shit. I think that means something in Latin.
So, to give this next snippet some context, we were trying to play Scrabble on Yahoo! Games. After some mishaps on my end, and then some mishaps on her end, and then some mishaps on both our ends, we realized that things were not going well.
NotHerRealName: fuuuuck, firefox is crashed.
NotHerRealName: I have to restart.
Sheera: O_O
NotHerRealName: ....YEAH THAT WENT WELL :-D
Sheera: DUDE WE BROKE THE INTERNET
NotHerRealName: OH FUCK
NotHerRealName: WE'RE DOOMED
Sheera: THEY SHOULD CALL A MOVIE THAT
Sheera: "DUDE, WHERE'S MY INTERNET?"
NotHerRealName: THEY SHOULD
NotHerRealName: STARRING US
NotHerRealName: AND THE INTERNET
NotHerRealName: AND RUBE, AND HIS FUCKING WAFFLES.
Sheera: AND MASON! BEING DRUNK AND WANKING A KEY!
NotHerRealName: I CAN JUST HEAR THE BIG ANNOUNCER VOICE ON THE TRAILER:
NotHerRealName: SHEERA AND [HER UNNAMED FRIEND OF AWESOME] THOUGHT THEY WERE IN FOR A NICE GAME OF ONLINE SCRABBLE.
NotHerRealName: BUT FATE HAD SOMETHING ELSE IN STORE.
Sheera: SOMETHING... MISSPELLED.
Sheera: SOMETHING SO HORRIBLY MISSPELLED THAT IT BROKE NOT ONLY THE INTERNET, BUT THEIR BRAAAAAINS.
NotHerRealName: THE TRUE STORY OF HOW THE INTERNET WAS BROKEN.
NotHerRealName: AND THE TWO GIRLS WHO FOUND THE STRENGTH TO...
NotHerRealName: SOMETHING.
Sheera: SUMMER 2008. BRING YOUR DICTIONARY.
NotHerRealName: Rated R for sexuality, slash and excessive capslock.
Sheera: COULD WE BE ANY COOLER?
Sheera: COULD WE?
Sheera: I THINK NOT!
NotHerRealName: UM, CONSENSUS SAYS NO.
Sheera: FOUR OUT OF FIVE MONKEYS AGREE.
Sheera: SHEERA AND [HER UNNAMED FRIEND OF AWESOME] COULD PWN NO HARDER.
NotHerRealName: WE COULD NOT.
NotHerRealName: NOT WITHOUT BREAKING THE SKY.
NotHerRealName: AND LETTING OUT ALL THE AIR INTO SPACE.
NotHerRealName: THUS ELIMINATING THE HUMAN RACE.
NotHerRealName: SO FOR THE GOOD OF HUMANITY...
NotHerRealName: WE CANNOT BE ANY COOLER.
NotHerRealName: We should get a fucking medal.
NotHerRealName: "#1 SEXY"
Sheera: OMG.
Sheera: I WANT A TROPHY SHAPED LIKE A DILDO.
Sheera: OR, A PENIS, I GUESS. SINCE DILDOS ARE SHAPED LIKE PENISES.
Sheera: BUT, ACTUALLY, DILDOS ARE COOLER THAN PENISES. JUST SO YOU KNOW.
NotHerRealName: OMG DUDE.
NotHerRealName: THAT IS BRILLIANT
NotHerRealName: A DILDO TROPHY.
Sheera: SEX TROPHY TO THE MAXXX BABY!
NotHerRealName: TO THE MAXXX
NotHerRealName: SEE WHAT I DID THERE?
NotHerRealName: TRIPLE X?
NotHerRealName: FOR TRIPLE SEXXXY?
NotHerRealName: IT'S LIKE, DEEP.
Sheera: I THINK WE SHOULD RANDOMLY INSERT IT INTO ALL WORDS. BECAUSE OUR SEXXXYNESS PERVADES ALL.
NotHerRealName: OH FUCK YES
Sheera: LIXXXKE TXXXHIS.
NotHerRealName: EVEN WORXXXDS THAT DON'T HAVE AN X.
NotHerRealName: EXXXACTLY
Sheera: OMG WE AXXXRE SO HAXXXWT.
NotHerRealName: OMG WE ARXXXE SO HOT WE BURNXXX UP ALL THE AXXXIR AND KILL ALL THE PEOPLEXXX.