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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In June I set ____pinwheel's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Sunday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In August I pushed forever_a_pixie in the mud (-17 points). Last week I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In January I helped mcrjournal hide a body (-173 points).
Overall, I've been nice (98 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!
Sincerely,
trapt_with_alk3