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On the international day of boozing up, it's time to chronicle the different varieties of the drunk:
The energetic/fidgety drunk: Now this includes me and even though you may be quite tired, alcohol will act like 30 berocca and some acid. It will wake you from your deepest slumber and people will like the drunk version of you much more than they like the sober version. There are good and bad issues with that. You will be liked...but only when everyone else is drunk, and in most cases you will be too. Bad: you'll have to be permanently intoxicated for people to like you. Though for some people that's not a bad thing.
The sleepy drunk: Mostly applies to asians for some reason. As soon as alcohol touches the blood stream of the said individual, they will fall instantaneously asleep. Sleepy drunks should under all circumstances be sitting while drinking alcohol or they will find themselves waking up with their face stuck to the pub floor.
The violent drunk: I'm hoping that there aren't that many out there but they do occur. The punch becomes the reflex action from alcohol, completely uncontrollable and always there.
The sleasy drunk: Now this is the reason for many pregnancies, one night stands, and why ugly individuals get laid. And you know it's true. Alcohol brings out lots of hugging, stroking, groping... i think you're getting the gist of what i mean.
The talky drunk: This person will never shut up should alcohol hit their brain. In many cases they actually think clearer when they're drunk. These people usually do quite well at uni despite permanent inebriation. Damn those buggers.
The Silent/philosophical drunk: Unlike everyone else, being drunk turns them into some sort of hermit, mostly due to the depressing truths about life which are revealed with alcohol. Many times these individuals find themselves crying in alleyways and sitting with their best friends in the morning discussing the disgusting state of their love life.
I'm not sure if there are more but these are really umbrella categories. Know another category that don't fit in?
Comment with a new category or what type you are.
I am the energetic drunk.
p.s. Happy Birthday Rosie
The energetic/fidgety drunk: Now this includes me and even though you may be quite tired, alcohol will act like 30 berocca and some acid. It will wake you from your deepest slumber and people will like the drunk version of you much more than they like the sober version. There are good and bad issues with that. You will be liked...but only when everyone else is drunk, and in most cases you will be too. Bad: you'll have to be permanently intoxicated for people to like you. Though for some people that's not a bad thing.
The sleepy drunk: Mostly applies to asians for some reason. As soon as alcohol touches the blood stream of the said individual, they will fall instantaneously asleep. Sleepy drunks should under all circumstances be sitting while drinking alcohol or they will find themselves waking up with their face stuck to the pub floor.
The violent drunk: I'm hoping that there aren't that many out there but they do occur. The punch becomes the reflex action from alcohol, completely uncontrollable and always there.
The sleasy drunk: Now this is the reason for many pregnancies, one night stands, and why ugly individuals get laid. And you know it's true. Alcohol brings out lots of hugging, stroking, groping... i think you're getting the gist of what i mean.
The talky drunk: This person will never shut up should alcohol hit their brain. In many cases they actually think clearer when they're drunk. These people usually do quite well at uni despite permanent inebriation. Damn those buggers.
The Silent/philosophical drunk: Unlike everyone else, being drunk turns them into some sort of hermit, mostly due to the depressing truths about life which are revealed with alcohol. Many times these individuals find themselves crying in alleyways and sitting with their best friends in the morning discussing the disgusting state of their love life.
I'm not sure if there are more but these are really umbrella categories. Know another category that don't fit in?
Comment with a new category or what type you are.
I am the energetic drunk.
p.s. Happy Birthday Rosie