39th Experiment [Video]

May 06, 2011 23:03

[A livid looking Myrnin comes on screen. He is staring directly at it. There is a smudge of red on the corner of his mouth and a dribble of it on the lapel of the white brocade vest he's wearing. He leans very close to the camera, clearly baring his fangs. His eyes are blood red and his skin is marble white]

This is unacceptable! I won't have it. I won't tolerate it. I shouldn't have to.

[He holds up a half eaten jelly donut.]

I ordered an entire dozen and do you know how many I got? Four. Four out of a dozen. The rest were filled with some sort of chocolate icing that leaves a coating on the roof of my mouth.

[He sinks his fangs into the jelly donut, sucks some of the jelly out and then looks at the donut mournfully. His mood changes rapid fire to one of utter despair. In fact he looks at the now sucked-dry jelly donut as if he were ready to weep. His voice cracks a little when he speaks]

Utterly unacceptable.

myrnin is cursed, myrnin is batshit insane, myrnin is a tyrant

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