so...fucking...bored
1. What did you dream about last night?
I forgot how to turn off the alarm clock..so it just kept singing bad country music
2. How do you flush the toilet in public?
Either cover my hand with toilet paper and flush or use my foot
3. Do you wear your seat belt in the car?
Always.
4. Name one thing that you start to get tense about if you are close to running out of it?
candy...difently candy
5. What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble?
don't...know...
6. What is your favorite pizza topping?
Mushrooms and bacon mmmm
7. Do you crack your knuckles?
hells yes
8. What song do you hate the most when it gets stuck in your head?
The Dora the Explorer song: "come on vamanos, everyone lets go. Come on let's get too it, I know that we can do it!"
9. Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head?
Yea..because I had to sing it out to type it.
10. What are your super powers?
Pants?
11. Peppermint or Spearmint?
I hate both but i'd have to say spearmint
12. Where are your car keys?
I'm my purse!..wait!? where's my purse?!?!
13. Whose answers to this questionnaire do you want to hear?
none...fuck your answers
14. What's your most annoying habit?
Talking about people just as they walk in the room. It's not really as annoying as it is akward
15. If you could punch one person in the nose and get away with it, who would it be?
Paris Hilton...and after I punched her i'd cut out her eyes...then her ovries so she couldn't reproduce.
16. What is your best physical feature?
The hair on my legs? fuck if I know
17. What is closest to you right now?
a lighter
18. What three things can always be found in your refrigerator?
orange juice, cheese, iced tea
19. Black cat in your path - BAD or who cares?
Who cares!?! I'd totally try to pet and cuddle it!
20. Do you talk on your cell phone when you drive?
that's usually when I call people..because it's the only time i'm not busy.
21. What O.C.D. qualities do you have?
Washing my hands...no...really...like every 5 minutes.
22. What do you do when no one is watching?
pick my nose, scratch my ass, fart..ya know...the usual stuff I do when people are looking.
23. If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would play you?
actor/actress? more like extra labled "Hooker #4"
24. Would you rather die in a blaze of glory, or peacefully in your sleep?
sleep...I had a dream that I was dying...it was crazy
25. What candy, from when you were a kid, do you miss the most?
Big league Chew..we saved the UPC's and got a sleeping bag with the creepy baseball player on it.
26. What is your favorite kids' movie?
Felix and his magic bag
27. What is in the back seat of your car right now?
Wait...here's a better question...what ISN'T in the back seat of my car right now.
28. What is your all-time favorite sports team?
I'd have to say it was...oh wait..I don't care
29. What was the last thing you threw up?
vodka and pinnappleorange juice..i don't really wanna talk about it.
30. What is the best picture you have in your possession?
This one
31. Have you ever had a private maid?
I wish.
32. What is the last thing you regret purchasing?
The shirt that i'll only use for a nitie
33. What is your favorite episode of "Fresh Prince of Bel Air"?
That one where Will gets in trouble and he has to fix the problem before Uncle Carl finds out....wait.....
34. What is your favorite line from "Heathers"?
eh?
35. Does anyone have any blackmail on you?
If I told you then wouldn't you be able to blackmail me too?
36. What do you think of Pee Wee Herman?
I always found him extreamly disturbed..even as a child
37. Have you been to a strip club?
no..but I want a lap dance.
38. Do you like tan lines?
Tan lines? hell no...they fucking suck.
39. What is the last bet you lost?
The last bet I made.
40. Would you date someone that none of your friends liked?
been there,done that..found out they were right anyway.
Yea so that was fun...now I'm bored again...fuck.
I forgot how to turn off the alarm clock..so it just kept singing bad country music
2. How do you flush the toilet in public?
Either cover my hand with toilet paper and flush or use my foot
3. Do you wear your seat belt in the car?
Always.
4. Name one thing that you start to get tense about if you are close to running out of it?
candy...difently candy
5. What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble?
don't...know...
6. What is your favorite pizza topping?
Mushrooms and bacon mmmm
7. Do you crack your knuckles?
hells yes
8. What song do you hate the most when it gets stuck in your head?
The Dora the Explorer song: "come on vamanos, everyone lets go. Come on let's get too it, I know that we can do it!"
9. Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head?
Yea..because I had to sing it out to type it.
10. What are your super powers?
Pants?
11. Peppermint or Spearmint?
I hate both but i'd have to say spearmint
12. Where are your car keys?
I'm my purse!..wait!? where's my purse?!?!
13. Whose answers to this questionnaire do you want to hear?
none...fuck your answers
14. What's your most annoying habit?
Talking about people just as they walk in the room. It's not really as annoying as it is akward
15. If you could punch one person in the nose and get away with it, who would it be?
Paris Hilton...and after I punched her i'd cut out her eyes...then her ovries so she couldn't reproduce.
16. What is your best physical feature?
The hair on my legs? fuck if I know
17. What is closest to you right now?
a lighter
18. What three things can always be found in your refrigerator?
orange juice, cheese, iced tea
19. Black cat in your path - BAD or who cares?
Who cares!?! I'd totally try to pet and cuddle it!
20. Do you talk on your cell phone when you drive?
that's usually when I call people..because it's the only time i'm not busy.
21. What O.C.D. qualities do you have?
Washing my hands...no...really...like every 5 minutes.
22. What do you do when no one is watching?
pick my nose, scratch my ass, fart..ya know...the usual stuff I do when people are looking.
23. If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would play you?
actor/actress? more like extra labled "Hooker #4"
24. Would you rather die in a blaze of glory, or peacefully in your sleep?
sleep...I had a dream that I was dying...it was crazy
25. What candy, from when you were a kid, do you miss the most?
Big league Chew..we saved the UPC's and got a sleeping bag with the creepy baseball player on it.
26. What is your favorite kids' movie?
Felix and his magic bag
27. What is in the back seat of your car right now?
Wait...here's a better question...what ISN'T in the back seat of my car right now.
28. What is your all-time favorite sports team?
I'd have to say it was...oh wait..I don't care
29. What was the last thing you threw up?
vodka and pinnappleorange juice..i don't really wanna talk about it.
30. What is the best picture you have in your possession?
This one
31. Have you ever had a private maid?
I wish.
32. What is the last thing you regret purchasing?
The shirt that i'll only use for a nitie
33. What is your favorite episode of "Fresh Prince of Bel Air"?
That one where Will gets in trouble and he has to fix the problem before Uncle Carl finds out....wait.....
34. What is your favorite line from "Heathers"?
eh?
35. Does anyone have any blackmail on you?
If I told you then wouldn't you be able to blackmail me too?
36. What do you think of Pee Wee Herman?
I always found him extreamly disturbed..even as a child
37. Have you been to a strip club?
no..but I want a lap dance.
38. Do you like tan lines?
Tan lines? hell no...they fucking suck.
39. What is the last bet you lost?
The last bet I made.
40. Would you date someone that none of your friends liked?
been there,done that..found out they were right anyway.
Yea so that was fun...now I'm bored again...fuck.