† HOW TO:
1. Post a comment using some anecdote/example of something in your life using the meme "FML" (fuck my life) or "MLIA" (my life is awesome).
Examples:
Today I bought flowers for my girlfriend. I sneaked into her apartment to make her a surprise dinner, but I heard weird noises coming from her bathroom. When I opened the door, she and my best friend turned to face me, naked in the shower. I left the flowers on her doorstep. FML.
or
Last week I was impaled with splintered, broken wood. I died, but some scientists brought me back to life. MLIA.
Anon is on! Pour your hearts out (you can post as many times as you want).