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IC Honest Underwear Meme

Jun 29, 2010 22:10

IC Honest Underwear Meme

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subject_17 June 30 2010, 03:45:48 UTC

Whatever, man. Ask away?

i have no idea pinkandsadness June 30 2010, 04:06:03 UTC

Why is it so difficult to understand that Latin is a dead language?!

Re: i have no idea subject_17 June 30 2010, 04:11:20 UTC

It's not difficult! I just think that's a bad phrase to use.

pinkandsadness June 30 2010, 04:30:56 UTC

What's a better phrase, then?

subject_17 June 30 2010, 05:24:50 UTC

Does there really have to be one?

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subject_17 June 30 2010, 06:01:29 UTC

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So?

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subject_17 June 30 2010, 06:15:41 UTC

Like hell it does. I've been too busy avoiding getting too close to anyone for ten years. Fucking people tends to put you on the map.

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subject_17 June 30 2010, 06:30:08 UTC

First off, most women like hearing a guy's name before they do anything. Second, prostitution is illegal in a lot of places. S'not worth the risk.

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subject_17 June 30 2010, 06:43:38 UTC

The last thing I want or need is sexual advice from my grandfather. I'd rather settle into a stable relationship. Even if I wear a condom, my DNA's gonna get on them somehow--the Templars found me through the fucking DMV. [Modern babble is go!]

I jest not. Remember that extra continent on the world map you saw? I live there.

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subject_17 June 30 2010, 07:11:23 UTC

No, I'll get sexual advice from the internet. And uh... condoms are things you wear to avoid getting a woman pregnant. DNA is... dammit... You're familiar with a few philosophers, right?

We're made up of different elements. Every person's got a specific code structure of proteins in their body, and modern society uses DNA to solve crimes and find people. Everything that's from your body has it, and they can tell who's related to who by the patterns. If they were desperate enough to find me after getting a license, I'm pretty sure they could track my DNA leftover from any one night stands, especially if I left any unborn kids around.

Also? The DMV--Department of Motor Vehicles--not even gonna go there. They give out licenses and identification basically.

Oh, right. The northern one, closest to Europe. Christopher Columbus is supposed to discover it in 1492 but uh, from what I hear, other Europeans have already been there.

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